I want to meet you in real life so that I can shake your hand and bow, my friend.

Yeah. And which adult does sleepovers?

Or just without the person of the opposite sex thinking you're coming on to him/her.

Ah, my poor innocent friend. The Fault In Our Stars is a book. A brilliant, brilliant book, about the impossible love between two young people who both know (or have known cancer).

Haha. Yes, no evil ever beat the fate of the trust. Your fault, my imagination. Not a good combination.

I am the opposite. I cried, but not nearly as much as I expected based on the book

Never. You can't stop this Fandom machine...
You might say that I make references whenever they're convenient... and if not convenient, I make them anyway.
*awkward silence*
No, that one was pretty bad. But anyway...

Yeah... I've heard different people have different levels of soul...
No, I'm joking, but I guess it just depends whether you're susceptible to that kind of book/writing or not. It's just different personalities. My friend didn't cry either...

Merci Beaucoup, Nerdfighter. I try my best.

I suspected that...

Thankyou for actually appreciating the comedy of this video. And yes, it is hilarious. My favourite bit,
"Please, I know you're in yourself, the people of your corpse where I know..."

We shall suffer together.

I know. I'm allowed to be a demigod too... But then, I didn't choose the fandom life, I'm actually a Timelord who got lost down a rabbit hole on my way to hogwarts, (I was running away from the districts) before discovering Camp Half blood as a demigod because I used the fog watch to make myself human... I think something went wrong. But don't tell Watson, I think he wanted to figure it out first. I'm meeting him at Support Group, you know, the literal heart of Jesus? I thought it was a church basement, but there you go.

I agree.

Excellent. Now, lunch awaits.

Thank you. :D I try my best. I literally turn everything I can into a fandom reference... and then look at my whole group of friends with this huge expectant grin on my face. They usually just sigh, some of them aren't fangirls... Me and my whovian friend have a competition of who can fit the most references in a conversation... so far the score is 49-8, and I'm winning.

You know your a TFOIS fan when your friend says "Okay?" for some reason, and you look them dead in the eyes and say, "Okay."
And there is a pause.
And then you both collapse into tears.

Yes. I understand that. But this was not necessary.

And why does this matter? Why did you take time out of your day to come over here and write this degrading comment that will not influence her looks or our opinions whatsoever?