And this is why when someone asked me if I was going swimming with them in the river, I said-
"NOPE."

Oh. My. God.
Me and my best friends were talking about TFOIS, and shall we say a girl with a "special" level of intelligence overheard us, and she said, I quote:
"Oh! The Fault In Our Stars! Isn't that, like, about a girl... who has a 'problem'?"
We both stared her down.
"What? She does!"
I left to go into the hallway, leaving my friend to deal with the idiot. My friend told me later that she corrected the girl, saying that Hazel has cancer, and the idiot said:
"Oh. But aren't people who have cancer, like, bald?"
My friend then left in disgust.

I love how someone actually named their wifi,
"batcave"
and also,
"Winternet is Coming"

That is beautiful. Thanks for posting something to bring a little spring to my step.

I get my laptop and look up disney songs... I once did this outside, before realising that we can always hear the neighbours, so they could probably hear me...

I do this. Always.

Where did they get the eyes from?

Thank you. Thank you so much.

I would seriously love this to happen in real life. Not to me, but to someone else.

Second time:
Pfft, I could get used to this,
Third Time:
This is pretty damn cool
Fourth Time:
Right... Next episode
Fifth Time:
WHERE IS THE MERCHANDISE
Sixth Time:
MARATHON. MARATHON WEARING THE MERCHANDISE AND QUOTING THE EPISODES.

So I was in the cinema seeing Maleficent... The pink fairy came out, I almost had a heart attack. So I was sitting there, jaw on the floor, and one of my friends looks over and asks me what the hell is wrong, and I just stammer and point,
"U-UMBRIDGE. IN PINK. RUN."
And she look at the fairy and her jaw drops and she's all
"No. No, no. NO. NO!"
And we both just sit there in total shock until the fairy grows big and it reveals that, in fact, it WAS Umbridge. And that is the story of how I missed the plot of Maleficent because Umbridge showed up. Curse you, Umbridge.