one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Cornflakes 12 comments
Saw this at a Purdy's shop in a mall 31 comments
Saw this at a Purdy's shop in a mall 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
How did I live before I knew of it's existence?
*slow mo sprinting with cup in hand*
*dramatic music*
*runs into glass wall*
WHY GOD WHY?
*sobbing*
*tragic music*
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*slow mo sprinting with cup in hand*
*dramatic music*
*runs into glass wall*
WHY GOD WHY?
*sobbing*
*tragic music*
Just thought I should share this 29 comments
Just thought I should share this 29 comments
Just thought I should share this 29 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
In fact, I love detective shows, so every time I watch I always point and laugh at the mirrors on the walls.
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Just thought I should share this 29 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I find it hilarious how in detective and cop shows EVERY interrogation room has the two-way mirror on the wall, and we as viewers are shown immediately that it IS in fact, a two way mirror.
If you think about it, now these mirrors have become obsolete, because we all know that they're two-way mirrors.
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If you think about it, now these mirrors have become obsolete, because we all know that they're two-way mirrors.
I am Josh. 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Pfft, Exercise, who needs it?
Besides, I did like, one whole sit-up... last year...
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Besides, I did like, one whole sit-up... last year...
Same 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Oh, Hi responsibility, no, not right now, I'm busy being a cinnamon bun.
GO AWAY.
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GO AWAY.
Google is getting real crazy 12 comments
As an American with all this World Cup talk 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I'm all
"WOO! SOCCER!"
for the first ten minutes, and then I leave because I don't like watching soccer all that much.
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Edited 10 years ago
"WOO! SOCCER!"
for the first ten minutes, and then I leave because I don't like watching soccer all that much.
Tarzan. 7 comments
Eggs 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Be a shame if someone had a bowling ball...
*laughs evilly*
What this? No, this is a coconut...
*lifts arm*
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*laughs evilly*
What this? No, this is a coconut...
*lifts arm*
The fault lies in more than just her stars with this one... 22 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yup. But this one is worse- my brother's friend:
"Oh! The Fault In Our Stars! Yah, I saw the trailer..."
Me: Oh god not another one, I can't take it...
"Yah... Doesn't she have a disease? And then wants to go to amsterdam?
Me: Okay, a little better.
But here's the killer,
"And... smoke weed?"
I almost killed him. Right there.
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"Oh! The Fault In Our Stars! Yah, I saw the trailer..."
Me: Oh god not another one, I can't take it...
"Yah... Doesn't she have a disease? And then wants to go to amsterdam?
Me: Okay, a little better.
But here's the killer,
"And... smoke weed?"
I almost killed him. Right there.
*slowly claps* 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
And then took all that stability away... How would you live without it?
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Punny 3 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Whenever I have brilliant puns, I am alone, when I need them they go something like this:
Well... your face... I give up.
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Well... your face... I give up.
I've been duped a few times this week already 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I don't get this!
I just look at my tv and go,
"OH MY GOD A SALE. WELL GUESS WHAT? SHOUTING AT ME WON'T MAKE ME BUY YOUR THINGS. NOBODY CARES."
Even though they can't here me... Because you know...
I just look at my tv and go,
"OH MY GOD A SALE. WELL GUESS WHAT? SHOUTING AT ME WON'T MAKE ME BUY YOUR THINGS. NOBODY CARES."
Even though they can't here me... Because you know...
*slowly claps* 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
One third Brilliant.
One third horribly Cruel.
One third... Chilling.
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One third horribly Cruel.
One third... Chilling.
Bullet shattering 4 comments
Smoothness is strong with this one 4 comments
"Oh my gosh... He thinks I'm a REAL princess... This is the best day ever!"