one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Poor thing 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Ah, the puns...
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Sliced meteorite 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I know... But I don't know if I should either touch them or run...
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Sliced meteorite 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Don't touch the space rock... What even are those things on the inside?
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interesting title 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Staring the back of their head down hoping against hope that they will look back and crack up as they see you majestically strolling by...
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i am Yzma 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Unless they're in my fandom, in which case, we shall stare at a screen or pages together and shun humanity as a group.
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i am Yzma 12 comments
My girlfriends shoes make sun rays when the sun shines on them 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
A little ray of sunshine...
*starts humming song*
I'm not usually into shopping excessively, but I would so buy these, if only to see people's reactions.
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*starts humming song*
I'm not usually into shopping excessively, but I would so buy these, if only to see people's reactions.
Blame it on my ADD, baby 28 comments
Let's all do shots.... of milk 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
And COOKIES!
Because, pfft, cookies are the only reason I would buy milk...
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Because, pfft, cookies are the only reason I would buy milk...
Just thought I should share this 29 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Well yes, we won't be checking using CHAIRS, but we're all paranoid enough to test this out from now on...
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A journey of the seasons 22 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
IT JUST KEPT GOING.
Seriously though, awesome picture, but who took the time to paint this‽
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Seriously though, awesome picture, but who took the time to paint this‽
When someone really pisses you off but you can't kick the shit out of them. 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
On the inside:
"GONNA KILL YOUR FACE. Just not right this second... Soon."
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"GONNA KILL YOUR FACE. Just not right this second... Soon."
Just thought I should share this 29 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Well, admit it, they were originally supposed to be secret. But they do serve the other function as well, fair enough...
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proud to be aussie 69 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Australians complain about Australian people. I do quite frequently. :)
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proud to be aussie 69 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yup. It's drilled into every child's mind from the age of six,
"Don't mind the huge spider on the door. They're more scared of you than you are of them."
This was, of course, after we'd secured the perimeter and were behind a radiation-safe bomb shelter.
-gets stared at-
What? It was a huge spider...
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"Don't mind the huge spider on the door. They're more scared of you than you are of them."
This was, of course, after we'd secured the perimeter and were behind a radiation-safe bomb shelter.
-gets stared at-
What? It was a huge spider...
I Like This 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Who even made this? Who took time out of their day to make this utterly ridiculous picture?
(I mean the one about personality vs swag, not the whole thing)
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(I mean the one about personality vs swag, not the whole thing)
Nature's perfect cube 12 comments
Nature's perfect cube 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
This is impossible... EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER BEEN TOLD SAYS THAT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
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