one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
"You're so nice for doing all this" 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Sorry, but if I let you do the work it WON'T get done or it will be BAD. Just saying. Have a nice day.
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Saw this at a Purdy's shop in a mall 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Oh yes please. Come, help me pound my enemy into sand. Nothing shall keep me and my true love apart.
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Do the twister 24 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yes. His mistakes are made bigger than my mistakes.
But if I graffitied or did some of the other stuff he's done, I would get in trouble and you'd call me an idiot. He is an idiot. He was a role model. With great power comes great responsibility.
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But if I graffitied or did some of the other stuff he's done, I would get in trouble and you'd call me an idiot. He is an idiot. He was a role model. With great power comes great responsibility.
Never have I been so mad at my wife before 18 comments
Never have I been so mad at my wife before 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
If you're at my house and my Tim Tams disappear, be warned, I am getting out my semi-automatic.
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This comic 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yeah... It could be just me, but if you look close, is that a BABY PICTURE‽‽‽
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Blame it on my ADD, baby 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Yes, I imagine that would be a problem. What happens?
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I think that would scare me too... 17 comments
First Moon Party 26 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
It's funny, I think every other girl hates the idea of getting their first period. Not her. Who WANTS to bleed from their uterus for a week every month? She does. Idiot. She is not considering the serious lifetime contract she is trying to sign herself up for.
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First Moon Party 26 comments
Where were you all my life? 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
But yeah, if you visit, buy these things and fill your suitcase. Seriously.
Those from South Australia will know of the phenomenon that is Haighs chocolate... Anyone? It is incredible.
Those from South Australia will know of the phenomenon that is Haighs chocolate... Anyone? It is incredible.
Where were you all my life? 31 comments
Where were you all my life? 31 comments
Where were you all my life? 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
How is it that you live, my friend?
No American biscuits, no Australian biscuits...
Basically, Tim Tams (the original) are two rectangle chocolate biscuits with chocolate creamy stuff in the middle. Then dip the whole thing in chocolate again. Australia for the win. You can get double coated tim tams, caramel tim tams... excuse me for a moment, all this talk of tim tams means I have to eat one.
Iced VoVos are vanilla biscuits with two ribbons of pink icing stuff on top and a ribbon of jam in the middle, then desiccated coconut on top.
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No American biscuits, no Australian biscuits...
Basically, Tim Tams (the original) are two rectangle chocolate biscuits with chocolate creamy stuff in the middle. Then dip the whole thing in chocolate again. Australia for the win. You can get double coated tim tams, caramel tim tams... excuse me for a moment, all this talk of tim tams means I have to eat one.
Iced VoVos are vanilla biscuits with two ribbons of pink icing stuff on top and a ribbon of jam in the middle, then desiccated coconut on top.
Let's all do shots.... of milk 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
WAIT. YOU FORGOT. We have to melt other chocolate and pour it on the ice-cream. Extend it to a ten-mile radius.
*takes a shot*
One.
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*takes a shot*
One.
Let's all do shots.... of milk 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Or ice-cream. And pass diabetes on to everyone within a 5 mile radius.
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Looks like a time machine 18 comments
