And then a few seconds later someone will sort of half heartedly laugh and say,
"Oh, I get it. That's funny!"
But I'm too busy staring daggers at them.

We should meet up. I'll bring Tim Tams.
Okay, no, I'm serious, it is called the Dalek Builders Union and they build full-size, show-worthy Daleks with voice-changing microphones to make you sound like a Dalek. On some of them, the lights on the top actually work. Not available to buy, of course. But even though I suck at crafts and it's heaps expensive to make one it won't stop me trying.

What? Say cleavage and me and almost the entirety of the girls on Funsubstance will track you down and make your life hell. I mean it. I will.

Well, I do pay attention, I'm just not that knowledgable in the behind-the-camera part of the show. The show itself? Hit me with a question. I can quote entire scenes from memory. The writers and the actors? I'm not so good.

Goodbye, John.
*let the theories commence*

I am a MASSIVE Whovian, ask anyone, but I don't pay attention to who writes the episodes, I just watch them. :) and they are brilliant.

Yes. Yes you are.
Go away, guest.

I know. I DIDN'T know that Gatiss worked on Doctor Who...
OH MY GOD. Sherlock has TWO Doctor Who brains working on it?
This day just got more fabulous.

Yeah. It's just, I'm a Whovian, so seeing Moffat's name came as a huge shock... followed by me being ecstatic... followed by a cold sense of dread that the DEMON that manipulates the lives of some of my favourite fictional characters had come back to meddle with my soon-to-be-favourite fictional characters. And then I was ecstatic again, because he does it brilliantly.

Oh thank god. My demand increases to six seasons. And so on.
IT IS MOFFAT AND CUMBERBATCH, PEOPLE. IT CAN'T END.

No. Pfft, no. NO. NO NO NO.
I bet if the fans started a Kickstarter campaign we could fund the show from now until forever. If it comes to that, I will. SHERLOCK MUST NOT END. WE NEED FIVE SEASONS AT LEAST.

Nup.

Yes. And what a scary 5 seconds it was...

I couldn't move for laughter when Sherlock's Fanclub met and discussed theories... especially the one where SH and JM were a little... friendly...

This call? It's my note. They usually leave a note, don't they?

I'll get my umbrella sword. We can collaborate.

Here in South Australia, we have the Dalek Builders Union... They build Daleks that people can sit in and move about. I am going to attempt to build a Dalek, as well as my own metal Sonic (light but no noise) and a full-size TARDIS.

Okay. I'll take your word for it :)

Dang you. I've never been to Comic-Con, and will probably never have the opportunity...