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one_unknown_enigma

“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

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Shop you must. 36 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

OH MY FREAKING GOD. I AM THERE. FAREWELL, FUNSUBSTANCE, I MAY NOT RETURN.

Saw this at a Purdy's shop in a mall 31 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

I can fully understand why...
*looks up from packing burglary kit*

40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 44, 44, 44... 2 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Wow. I am going to use that.
"Insanity? Insanity is when the sobbing slowly turns to laughter."
I've got chills...

This applies to movies and tv series as well 18 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Nice username...

Maybe you think you are important... 16 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

I hope I experience that one day. It's a nice thought.

Risky 3 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Sad but true. And this IS dangerous.
I once did this by accident. Just sat up, calmly turned my alarm off and went back to sleep in a state of semi-awakeness... That day started badly.

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There's a special place in hell for people like this 17 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Yeah. If it was a rule in the class, it serves the kid right, but if this was un-provoked then it was uncalled for. If it WAS a teacher then I hope that the teacher had to pay for their replacement.

There's a special place in hell for people like this 17 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Thank you. I can be either the queen of evil or a saint for the greater good...

Me whenever I go somewhere social 3 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Ah, Sheldon Cooper.
Now we can say these things and people will think that we're being funny, but we're actually just deeply involved in Fandoms and the wider internet...
We have so much to thank him for.

Lessons from the Captain 6 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

I just have a compulsion to prove everyone wrong anyway. :D

9 · Edited 10 years ago

Nuff said. 27 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

I love the fact that you mentioned opposite Fandoms. This means a lot to me. What counts is that they're both IN a Fandom! We're all people! Be happy.
Very nice speech by the way.

1 · Edited 10 years ago

There's a special place in hell for people like this 17 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Your username suits this comment perfectly. But otherwise, yes, I would have tracked down that person, broke into their home and massacred not only their headphones but charger and- WAIT NO. BEST IDEA EVER.
I would have tangled their headphones so helplessly that they could NEVER be undone! AND the person would have PERFECTLY GOOD HEADPHONES, right there, and be FOEVER UNABLE to use them!
*laughs evilly*
Or tangle the charger cord, so the person had to sit DIRECTLY next to the powerpoint!
*cackles*

10 · Edited 10 years ago

There's a special place in hell for people like this 17 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

It's more than rude. It's barbaric.

If I could text my dog 5 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Oh dear. Yes, that would have been rather concerning....

There's a special place in hell for people like this 17 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Then you, Ezio, are a very very lucky person. I congratulate you on your win.

Bad idea.. 8 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Which one? Birthdays or faceplanting the person into the cake? :D
Cause if you hate birthdays, you are evil.
I had no idea that pushing someone's face into a cake was a "tradition". Where is this considered normal? Remind me not to go there. I only enjoy ME pushing cake TOWARDS my face. Not any other form of administering cake to my body will do.

There's a special place in hell for people like this 17 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

What even was that? Who is so willing to ruin other people's lives?
Headphones are expensive...

Looks like a time machine 18 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Yep. The exterior shell is blending in with the surroundings appropriately.

Looks like a time machine 18 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Muggles? They don't see nothing.

If I could text my dog 5 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Ah, texts from dog.