*stares at sox*
Tell me...
*clicks pen over notepad*
Do you have a soul?

It just isn't fair! Cedric... Cedric was a good man.
*sniffles*

No probably about it. Have you seen "The World Is Still Beautiful"?
Princess Nike's dress is more a shirt one size too big...

I imagine it would go something like this-
*one of these male parents (excluding Hulk) shows up*
*looking heroic enough to make her salivate*
Girl: C- Can I help you? *staring hopelessly at the figure of masculinity before her*
Parent: Who, you? No. Can I speak to your boyfriend? He told me you'd want to see me...
Girl: Oh.. we broke up. Are you... friends?
Parent: Honey, I'm old enough to be your father-in-law. *leans in* Take the word of a hero. No one will EVER date you. I'll make sure of it.
*parent walks away*
*girl breaks into sobs*
*parent and child high-five*

Where does one go from here? I find myself in this dillema...

Well, the girl's dresses and skirts wouldn't be that expensive to make... after all, the ladies' outfits for an ENTIRE series probably take less fabric then a single curtain! :)