Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
I would love to imagine that this is how Sherlock sees a crime scene... 2 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Blues clues made every one of us consulting detectives... we're the one Steve came to when he was out of his depth. (Which was always)
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I would love to imagine that this is how Sherlock sees a crime scene... 2 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
It's the secret to his success...
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This is not a room. It's the inside of a violin. 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Um, my violin teacher just calls them, "sound holes". But whatever floats your boat. Who am I to judge your naming preferences...
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"I love you to the front door and back" 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
And I wish you the same. Love at first sight is a concept I'm not sure I believe in, but I hope that if it exists you find it. I hope that whoever has the fortune to be your special someone appreciates it. Thank you for bringing the simple happiness that comes with a compliment to my day, Deathfox. :D
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"I love you to the front door and back" 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
We are two of a kind, my friend. In the world of 'real life' *shudder* almost everyone is quite scornful of me. Don't lose hope, I would gladly break up with my fridge for someone like you, although my friend-zoned computer who is always there for me in times of trouble won't be particularly happy.
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"I love you to the front door and back" 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
You show great prowess in this Art, Deathfox, and some day you will make a real life person very happy. If you haven't been swept up already, as is almost undoubtedly the case with the quick wit you possess.
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"I love you to the front door and back" 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
You are too much. Your clever flattery is most becoming... And I'm sure you have the looks to match.
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No one will be robin' these eggs.... 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
No birds will be learning to fly, either...
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Bill bailey 3 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Bill Bailey... because why not.
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"I love you to the front door and back" 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Seriously, you just made my day. Fully and completely. Thank you so much :D
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"I love you to the front door and back" 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Oh I know. They'll just say stuff like this without batting an eyelid...
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Hypnotized By Cookies! 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Ah, good. Cookies are a necessary part of any lifestyle...
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Hypnotized By Cookies! 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I feel your sorrow, I feel your pain- WAIT. Only ONCE? You only made cookies ONCE?
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Hypnotized By Cookies! 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
You can say that again...
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I went to a Toys R Us and left this on one of the demo iPads :) 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Ah, Avengers.
I did a similar thing at Apple, I got stickies and made a bunch of desktops, pulled the stickie out to cover the whole desktop, made the font really big, and was all:
"If you're reading this, your life is in grave danger. Don't look around! The'll know you've seen it when you look around! They have people everywhere" Etcetera.
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This is not a room. It's the inside of a violin. 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I'll vouch for that!
My violin actually has a mysterious stain on the inside... I'm actually going to try and post a picture of it...
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Children can be awesome sometimes 32 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Me too. I seriously wanted that episode to end better... and he promise to stay in touch with pinkie pie or something.
Also, does anybody else SERIOUSLY want a backstory for Prince Blueblood? I watched The Best Night Ever the other day and it's seriously been bugging me. I don't need a full episode, I just want to know how the hell he became a prince. Because he certainly didn't get there through displaying friendship or love.
This is why we cry so much... 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I told one of my friends that humans have eggs too and she totally freaked out, thinking of actual eggs... with shells. :)
Don't judge the guest too harshly, we don't know how old they are.
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-Gasp- 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
The cards, the cards, the cards will tell.
The past, the present, and the future as well.
The cards... the cards... Just take three.
Take a little trip into your future with me
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Life. 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Oh my god this made me laugh...
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No, no, no, no, ..... 87 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Haha... a little... then I cried....
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While we're bringing back memes, I miss this guy most of all 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Good guy- WAIT, NO.
BAD SPIDER.
BAD.
SPIDER!
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Me everyday, everywhere 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Just walking into any room...
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Oh the Feels 45 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Oh...
*cackles evilly*
It's brony stuff, but to me they just sound awesome.
Check them out if you feel so inclined. If you're not a fan of electricy-computery-sounding music, just ignore me... Or, if not...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKAB91trmbg
and, he remixed Let It Go, which isn't bad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11q9-Kl02Dg