She just says it so seriously. And she's really sort of hurt when he marries her off. Its logical because they did that to keep the bloodlines pure... but you know. She doesn't say that in the show? It feels like a line that should have been included...

And just because you don't like his work doesn't make him some guy on a high horse. He is intelligent, and he has talent.

WOAH WOAH WOAH. Phonetic spelling? Wha- Why the hell? In Australia, we have look-say-cover-write-check every day of every week until about year six...

Once you hear that sound, you can basically give up on your life dreams. It's tragic really.

Should I tell him to run?

I'm not saying I like One Direction, but I respect them for handling their fame well and their talent.

I saw my wooden spoon and a fork leaning against each other on the table. Still a better love story than Twilight.

Mom and dad cut you off, huh playboy?
Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties you down.
You just wanna be free.
Hop from place to place.
But freedom... takes green!
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need
And when I looked into your future
It's the green that I see!

Tell me when you find it :)

Oh, you don't want it to hug you. Been there. Done that. It hurts.

*gasp*
No, really? By the way, after some research, I discovered that- wait for it- it is actually somewhere on Earth. Crazy right?

Your culture sounds awesome. Boom, Discord is my spirit animal.
A Draconequus.

Say WHA? I had no idea. I'm not big on twitter. But to counter that, some people argue that Miley and Justin only get such bad reps because their entire lives are publicised, but it's not any different for One Direction.

Yes. Sleep+Food.

Um... I think so? I'm going to keep trying to unlock it for you. I think I fixed it! Finally!

Isn't it just? We are two awesome people.

No problems.

Yes. They will be stuck in the cactus while they gain the experience needed to fly away...