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one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Me everyday, everywhere 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Sarcasm is my language. I'm very fluent.
#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave 11 comments
No, no, no, no, ..... 87 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
IF YOU SAY IT, IT COMES TRUE. SHHHH.
ELLIE IS ALIVE IN OUR HEARTS.
AND IN CARL'S HEART.
AND IN THE PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIO.
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ELLIE IS ALIVE IN OUR HEARTS.
AND IN CARL'S HEART.
AND IN THE PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIO.
Shop you must. 36 comments
Poor unicorn tiger :( 37 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Okay, Deathfox, you officially have an awesome imagination. A pegafox would be incredibly cool.
Maybe you think you are important... 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
She later told me that she'd noticed it slipping too, and I asked her about why she hadn't done anything. She said she'd actually been really cut up about it, but she wasn't a "doing things" person. I was pretty disgusted, and since then I have surrounded myself with people who I know appreciate me as a person.
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Maybe you think you are important... 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I once had a best friend, she called me her best friend, I called her my best friend we did sleepovers, the whole shebang. But at school, she was always with these kids who thought I was an idiot, and she was always talking really loudly with them. This was back when I was still shy and polite, but I'd keep trying to talk to her until I had to shout her name above all the rest and then they'd say, "Jeez, don't shout." I felt our friendship slipping, and I kept trying to talk to her, I held on so much that I actually rejected the friendship of others. Eventually, I got sick of it. I basically cried a bunch over losing her friendship, because I cared so much and she didn't seem to. Eventually I cut my losses. The sadness turned to anger, and I stayed angry at her for around three months. Three FULL I am not kidding, months, in which I glared at her every time she looked at me and never spoke to her. She didn't notice, until three months later.
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Me everyday, everywhere 12 comments
-Gasp- 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Are you ready?
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Are you ready?
Transformation Central!
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Edited 10 years ago
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Are you ready?
Transformation Central!
which are you? 104 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Some of the stuff in horror movies is painful to watch. I'm just sitting there yelling at the characters because they're idiots rather than actually watching the movie....
"DON'T CALL OUT AT THE KILLER, YOU'LL GIVE AWAY YOUR POSITION!"
"GO TO THE POLICE YOU STUPID WOMAN! WHY DOES NOBODY EVER GO TO THE POLICE?"
"NO! DON'T GO IN THERE, IT'S A DEATH TRAP! YOU'LL GET STUCK! Oh, look, now they're stuck."
"Okay, you've seen the killer... now run. Run. Run! RUN. RUN! Aaannnddd, she's dead."
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"DON'T CALL OUT AT THE KILLER, YOU'LL GIVE AWAY YOUR POSITION!"
"GO TO THE POLICE YOU STUPID WOMAN! WHY DOES NOBODY EVER GO TO THE POLICE?"
"NO! DON'T GO IN THERE, IT'S A DEATH TRAP! YOU'LL GET STUCK! Oh, look, now they're stuck."
"Okay, you've seen the killer... now run. Run. Run! RUN. RUN! Aaannnddd, she's dead."
Behind the special effects.. 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
My dad actually didn't know that the tiger from Life of Pi was animated... I said that it was incredibly well done, and he just looked at me like he couldn't believe it wasn't a real tiger.
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Pretty much how periods work 33 comments
wise words 53 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I know he is. Sorry. It IS a joke, you're right. I just shouldn't have said anything. However, I also said mcgoveia is allowed their opinion. I said that. But just because he/she doesn't like it doesn't take away from the fact that is a quality piece of work. I could hate harry potter with a fiery passion (not that I do) but they are well-written books.
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And a good time was had by....at least one 13 comments
original TFIOS ending 17 comments
wise words 53 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I understand your point about tax, I know how the system works. I'm just saying, I could be "wise". You could be "wise". We all have wisdom about different things, we can all philosophise. Don't call his work mediocre if you don't like it, I'm not saying his work is for everyone, you have every right not to like it, or the tax system, and you have every right not to like him, but we're allowed to appreciate him, his book and his ability.
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I made this FOR YOU 42 comments
Me everyday, everywhere 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Nope, it's French. Not that it matters, this isn't the point of the post.
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Yes we can Carl..... 36 comments
-Gasp- 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Shake my hand.
Come on boys.
Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?
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Come on boys.
Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?