Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Titanic unlocked... 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Jack-Harkness.
Rose-Tyler.
Anyone? Anyone?
Oh. I just read the thing at the bottom. Dammit.
However, to punch a hole in this, the ship probably would not have stopped.
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You seriously couldn't come up with a better name? 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Or Bath room. Or hat stand.
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Did you know David Tennant voices this guy in how to train your dragon? 19 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
WHAT. DID. I. MISS? I thought at first that that guy was from Tangled, and I freaked out. I now have to go watch the HTDYD again specifically to look out for this.
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If only. 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yup. Damn oxygen...
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If only. 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I have heard it exists... I myself have visited, to gather supplies...
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If only. 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
*gasp*
Whatever would they want with a place like that?
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If only. 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Tut tut. How do they occupy their brains?
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And a good time was had by....at least one 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
And guess what's inside it?
-Gasp- 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
You got what you wanted!
But you lost what you had!
Hush.
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Walking big stairs 3 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
You have to take that awkward half-step every time.
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If only. 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Ah, yes. Ordinary people... what must it be like to be ordinary?
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening. 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?'
BISMILLAH!
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Wizarding tattoos 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yes, yes. Just... YES.
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When I die my kids are going to despise me 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Sinner 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Oh... tut tut... definitely hell for this one...
*ticks name off list*
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911 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yeah. The terrors of underneath the bathroom sink...
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911 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I'm assuming this is your little brother :)
Yeah. Me and my mum (dad doesn't live with us) had basically given up trying to hide the reality of the cycle from my brother, and we were sitting at the table talking about stuff and he was there with his laptop, and after about 15 minutes of him sitting there silently he said,
"You know, I'm feeling kinda left out."
And we looked at each other, and I looked at him and said,
"Trust me, this is not a club you want to join."
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911 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
It's a serious problem that shouldn't be taken lightly.
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-Gasp- 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Can you feel it?
You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright, I hope you're satisfied!
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If you're a reposter: 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yeah. Most likely it wasn't found on FS in the first place.
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If you're a reposter: 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Edit it out...
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#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
*sigh*
Disney characters are ETERNAL.
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No, no, no, no, ..... 87 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
How. Could. You?
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#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
*GASP*
HOW COULD YOU?
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If you're a reposter: 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Because 50% of this stuff is sick and evil. A further 25% is either sick or evil. 10% are fandom posts, which are a version of evil and sickness in themselves. 10% make you question your very existence, and only 5% is rainbows and kittens. If you're lucky.
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