Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Literally you 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
It just goes on forever...
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What your palm would look like without skin 55 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
NO SHERLOCK. STAY STRONG. Wear gloves.
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You seriously couldn't come up with a better name? 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
IT'S NOT WORKING. They... they... LIED to us...
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Just admit you do it too 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
NO!
*slams door on durell*
No no NO!
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening. 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Nothing really matters...
To...
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
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happy 4th, America 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
SERIOUSLY? Wow. Wow, man. Just wow. No kettles. Well, some kettles, but not many... Hm... I can't even think of a response.
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What your palm would look like without skin 55 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I'm waiting for the reveal of a thing in a fandom I am a part of, I am not so sad as to be spending time on FS at 1:30. Just making that clear...
What your palm would look like without skin 55 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
HERE IN AUSTRALIA IT IS 1:30 AM AND I AM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN.
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happy 4th, America 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Tell me. Does your coffee come from coffee machines? Do you not have instant coffee? Or teabags?
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exactly 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yeah... in Australia our keyboards are covered with spiders. Oh, you thought I meant spider keys? No. Real spiders. With venom so poisonous they can kill 30 men with a single drop.
Luckily, I'm a girl.
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happy 4th, America 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
How about nope, kettles are cool.
(See what I did there?)
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happy 4th, America 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Excellent. I was genuinely worried about you guys for a minute.
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happy 4th, America 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
DO you guys have kettles? I'm guessing the answer is yes.
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening. 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
oOH BABY! Can't do this to me baby!
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening. 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
*que head banging*
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE?!
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Road block 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Except for the toys in Toy Story
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What your palm would look like without skin 55 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Yes you do. If you survive med school, then you should get yourself checked out.
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What your palm would look like without skin 55 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
I didn't need to sleep tonight...
Fun times 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Oh, July 4, fun times, fun times... For those outside America. Just another day...
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Did you know David Tennant voices this guy in how to train your dragon? 19 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
No, I told you he was in The Pirates.
Did you know David Tennant voices this guy in how to train your dragon? 19 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Now I need to listen to the entire book. Dammit.
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Thunderbolts and lightening, very very frightening. 25 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
BISMILLAH!
We will not let you go!
Let him go!
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You seriously couldn't come up with a better name? 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago
Hey, at least these names make sense.
Who the hell thought of "frog"? Or, "lamp".
I think fire place trumps them all in terms of obviousness though...
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