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one_unknown_enigma

“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

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Beached dragon skull 10 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

It's a DRAGON.

One of these is not like the others 18 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

So, you reckon this was done on purpose or by accident?

How I imagine every day in Australia is 35 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

No problem. I try my best.

Well. We wouldn't want him saying hello to too many people. 15 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Or anyone, regardless of species, gender or sexual orientation.
Anyone.

Wikipedia......? 8 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Lead the way.

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Wikipedia......? 8 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Well. If wikipedia says it, it must be true...
Who's up for some Friday night mayhem?
I have to follow the orders of the supreme authority.

Snapple facts 17 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

More girls get their period at the time of the full moon due to the gravitational effects of the moon on the body. My science teacher learned me that.

Message from the real world 52 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Thankyou for those words of wisdom, mgoveia.
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Mama, life had just begun...
And now i've gone and thrown it all away...

Well. We wouldn't want him saying hello to too many people. 15 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Just admit it, everyone, you just tried out a sentence using his voice in your head. It's not possible.

Well. We wouldn't want him saying hello to too many people. 15 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Ten: "Don't you start"
Everyone else: "Oh, I don't mind."

Message from the real world 52 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Any way the wind blows...
Doesn't really matter to me...

Number 28 Though 99 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

If ever I have a problem, I'll be sure to call. :)

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one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

lefrancais, you give me hope that there are good people in the world, honestly you do. Thank you.

Well. We wouldn't want him saying hello to too many people. 15 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

"Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness... And who are you?"
Moral of the story, Jack can turn any sentence into a pick-up line. ANY sentence.
*shakes fist*
Barrowman...

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one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Ma'am. :)
I need to learn how to structure my sentences. French words and pronunciation make sense to me, but the different forms of verbs and the order of words sometimes confuse me.

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How I imagine every day in Australia is 35 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

And that is why living in Australia is worthwhile. We get to point and laugh at the English as they swelter in the heat of a "heatwave", averaging 27 degrees. Bless. Although I suppose they point and laugh at us when we shiver if it gets below 10.

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How I imagine every day in Australia is 35 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Actually, I was just thinking "roo" as in, kangaroo, but I looked it up and you trumped even that for Australian-ness.
*gets out megaphone*
OKAY. EVERYONE. THIS USER HAS BEATEN THE KANGAROO IN TERMS OF AUSTRALIAN-NESS. PACK UP AND GO HOME, THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS BEEN DONE.

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one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

I must say, if you are French, your English is brilliant.

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one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Um... I'm pretty sure it's called the Americas, and yes it is. They are countries, but it is one continent.

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How I imagine every day in Australia is 35 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Pshh. And, if you're clever, the several dinner-plate sized spiders in every room can ward off the snakes.

How I imagine every day in Australia is 35 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Oh, yes, big, bitey, horribly vicious dingos and wombats that can rip your face off, and snakes and spiders in every cupboard.

Message from the real world 52 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Be-cause I'm...
Easy come,
Easy go...

How I imagine every day in Australia is 35 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

Oh, no, sorry guest, that comment was about a different post.
But still, AUSTRALIA!

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one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

J'habite à Adelaide, Australie. J'etude le Français.

Do the thing! 21 comments

one_unknown_enigma · 10 years ago

No. Not "hot". If he was a douche and hot I'd still go after him with a shotgun. That pretty face is no use against a bullet.