Sp- spoil- I can't say it, I'm too busy crying...

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot

The fictional world has been lying to me for an awfully long time...

Oh woah! Congratulations on completing your course in digital editing!

His face just expresses my feelings so perfectly...

This is the only motivation I need...

At four years old... He's going places...

Oh snap.

Put down your iPad, I have some real entertainment for you...

Faith in humanity restored.

CRAP. I almost fell down three flights of stairs...

Or they get arrested for breaking the act of secrecy and get taken to the ministry...
"YOU. WERE. SEEN."
"Wait, magic exists?"
"Um... No. This is all a dream. OBLIVIATE!"

Who?...

Me and my friends were all watching the little mermaid with a child that had never seen it before, and the kid was like,
"Is that a fork?"
And we all turned and stared at her and said, very seriously, one after the other,
"It's not a fork."
"It's a dinglehopper."
"Educate yourself."
And turned back to the movie in synch.

I literally could not move from this post, I was too busy in a state of aww to go anywhere.

*sigh*
Such an accurate representation of my life that I want to cry.
Except my box set would be of Doctor Who.

I want a Police Public Call Box.

Yup.

Australia?

Oh, my god.
That kid would not be able to go ANYWHERE. Literally, every entrance or exit would be an event worth singing about.
His entire story would consist of song.