You realise it's "In history's page, let every stage" *moves from my chair to a table* *table is eaten by termites, which have teamed up with the ants*
*makes a ring of gasoline around myself* *lights it on fire* *ants scurry away*
Advance Australia fair!

I found out the Simulcast is at 4:20 in the morning for me... Hip hip hooray. See you guys there.

Yes, there wasn't an 11th ending, but s/he said their was so the fans would comb the internet and bookstores looking for the last but nonexistant one.

Run, Skiier, run, or the Americans will come for you!

Reflection.

Our land abounds in natures gifts, of beauty rich and rare- and also venomous and violent things...

With golden soil-that's full of ants-*stands on a chair* and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea- which is sort of lucky for the rest of the world...

Huh. Well colour me pleased as punch. I shall start watching it.

It's not on TV in Australia, and nobody ever posts the name of the show when they post pictures of it.

And that's how the guest died of a heart attack.

No, I don't mean the book, I mean if they were gonna show me the beginning. :)

Certainly. Shall we make it a Google Document?

Let's call it... Cataclysmic.
Wait, wait, perhaps this is too many syllables for our dear friend...

I understand it's good advice, I'm not going to dismiss it completely, of course not. But such a basic spelling error makes me less inclined to believe in the intelligence of the person that made the meme in the first place.
Of course, it could have been a mistake.

5 days...