Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Painted on an M&M 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Beautiful artwork, but now you can't EAT the M&M.
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I immediately regret not doing this as a child 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Of COURSE we have room. It's the worlds largest pillow case....
Actually, I'm considering expanding, shall we do a duvet cover instead?
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Nomination time!!! :D 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Excellent ideas. There's just one problem...
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The fandom is strong in this post 33 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Good idea. Except I will probably be put on my family's hit list. Oh well. Sacrifices must be made.
Anti-gravity candy cake 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I'm going to make this for my friend's birthday.
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Emma Watson as Harley Quinn 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Woah.
The littlest turtle 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
D'Awww.
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Kookyspooks 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
And THIS is where childhood fears come from.
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Nomination time!!! :D 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Why not all four?! We can mix it all together in a cement truck and douse it on him when he's busy tweeting about how the law can't touch him.
I vote we also add hot coals.
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I immediately regret not doing this as a child 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*adds name to list* You're in. There will be wifi. The password is Sherbet Lemon, with capitols and spaces. Anybody else?
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The fandom is strong in this post 33 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*sighs* Ah well. At least we shall be united by the power of fandom.
*quietly* Dear Santa... Please let my alarm go off so I'm not late...
Nomination time!!! :D 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Use acid that isn't for batteries, but is actual acid.
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So moist 48 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Me. How did you write that 26 weeks ago?
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I couldn't handle the puns 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Ah... what a classic...
Well that escalated quickly 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
It looks rather slow to me.
I immediately regret not doing this as a child 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
So... anybody else wanna ditch society with me and find the world's biggest pillow case?
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The fandom is strong in this post 33 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
JM, it WILL be worth it. Thinny, aint no party like a Timelord party. Have fun!
For my americans friends, is called lettuce 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Why thankyou. I do my best.
French is the language of love 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Still a better love story than Twilight :)
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Anyone? 40 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I have a niggling doubt David Tennant will not be so quick to ditch society.
French is the language of love 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
If only "cheese omelette " Worked as a pickup line in real life...
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Big spiders are no big deal 33 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*still humming*
For those who've come across the seas, we've boundless plains to share-
*looks up*
Oh, come on, rest of the world it's not that bad! *smiles brightly* *puts on gas mask*
*shakes bottle of mixed repellants*
For my americans friends, is called lettuce 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
^^ I think we found someone who loves stereotypes.
And, Nope. I love eating all parts of the food triangle as much as the next person.
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Big spiders are no big deal 33 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
YES, SORRY. I am going back up to edit that.
*starts humming as I start mixing high-strength bug repellents*
Beneath our radiant Southern Cross, we'll toil with hearts and hands...
-Bugs, spiders and various other satan spawn- Make this commonwealth of our renowned through all the lands...
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Your monthly dose of feels is here. 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Would that I could.