one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Such a cute thing!! 27 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
It won't kill you! It just walks away...
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Such a cute thing!! 27 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
At Adipose Industries, we are at the front of weight-loss technology...
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Why I love villains 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Weeeeelllllll.... He did threaten to make somebody into shoes. There's only so far we can go with an untold story here...
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Nomination time!!! :D 31 comments
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. 20 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
It's all fun and games until the dawn light streams through early on a sunday straight onto you.
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Why I love villains 31 comments
Nomination time!!! :D 31 comments
Me in social situations 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Did anybody else notice it's a bit of a repeat of Rose's scene?
"Do you want to go get chips?"
"I haven't got any money."
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"Do you want to go get chips?"
"I haven't got any money."
Nomination time!!! :D 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Well. I underestimated your preparedness.
But what if the suit becomes contaminated by his presence?
But what if the suit becomes contaminated by his presence?
To be a kid again, sigh 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
And here we see the internet's destructive processes at their most effective.
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Me in social situations 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
"I don't think I'm really a hugger"
"I don't think you get a vote"
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"I don't think you get a vote"
Home improvement 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Really? So it's like a bunk bed couch? Is that what it's like? That's weird. If you're sitting in the top middle, how are you gonna get down without climbing over someone? If you're sitting on the bottom, and you're watching TV, are you gonna have to watch through a bunch of dangling legs? Who's gonna want to sit on the bottom?
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The truth behind narwhals 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
So THAT'S where all the unicorns went! YOUR SECRET IS OUT NOW, UNICORNS!
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Im smart 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Not smart enough to put your apostrophes in the right place.
But good thinking.
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But good thinking.
Painted on an M&M 7 comments
Nomination time!!! :D 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Who in their right mind is going to drive the truck close enough to him that they could get in range? Who is going to volunteer their time to get within a 10m radius? How can we even approach him? His aura of jackass pretentiousness would drive us insane before we could even get halfway there...
Confession cat 4 comments
You can make the coolest beats using only pens and your desk 3 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
What other people can do: This
What I can do: *tap tap* *drops pen*
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What I can do: *tap tap* *drops pen*
