one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
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I think he's the one. 37 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
MARRY. HIM. Seriously. If he likes Disney, either marry him or introduce him to me.
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The 2014 Grammy's Summed Up in One Photo 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
"Our little Wednesday has only one thing on her mind..."
"Boys?"
"Homicide."
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"Boys?"
"Homicide."
Auto correct fails 28 comments
Auto correct fails 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Yes, I've heard 'fuckweasel' is all the rage in fashion this season... All the cool kids are wearing 'fuckweasel'.
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This is a cake 20 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I. Want. This. Cake. So much. Not to eat... it can just sit there...
Reason for having a "baby on board" sign 19 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I actually had no idea this was the case... Huh. These are actually an extremely good idea...
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Frozone 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Grown men can also build snowmen. Who's to say they can't? Or shouldn't?
Equality for all!
Equality for all!
The radios would break 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*rests for a bar*
Never mind I'll find someone like you, I wish nothing but the best for you....
Don't forget me, I beg, remember you said, sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts in ste-a-ed....
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I know this was 30 weeks ago, but I can't cope with an unfinished melody.
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Never mind I'll find someone like you, I wish nothing but the best for you....
Don't forget me, I beg, remember you said, sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts in ste-a-ed....
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I know this was 30 weeks ago, but I can't cope with an unfinished melody.
Alternate universe 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Oh my god... I now have to write this into a novel.
But also, this would be EXTREMELY handy in real life, you just wait until you see colour, and then you know you've found the one. None of this dating-breaking-up- affairs nonsense.
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But also, this would be EXTREMELY handy in real life, you just wait until you see colour, and then you know you've found the one. None of this dating-breaking-up- affairs nonsense.
Meet the World 8 comments
I am ready 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Buy button??
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Wait, FS probably couldn't sell it because it's a "Health Hazard" and they could be sued...
Does anyone ELSE know where I could purchase this?
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Wait, FS probably couldn't sell it because it's a "Health Hazard" and they could be sued...
Does anyone ELSE know where I could purchase this?
Cutest fall ever 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
You can see the exact moment when he realises his coming demise...
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me on the phone 1 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
No explainable reason... You just do....
Although, half the time it'll be because I'm looking for my phone... Because I've forgotten where it is....
Although, half the time it'll be because I'm looking for my phone... Because I've forgotten where it is....
I want to do this 23 comments
I want to do this 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
When I went, they didn't have it. They got it literally two weeks after I was there.
I want to do this 23 comments
Baby tasmanian devil 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
D'awww... I wish they stayed that size forever....
Partially because when they get all big they get teeth sharp enough to rip your face off...
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Partially because when they get all big they get teeth sharp enough to rip your face off...
Sherlock Blue's Clues 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I miss this show... But I imagine watching it as an adult over and over with your kids, you'd want to react exactly like Sherlock...
"A clue!"
"Of course there's a clue, there's always a bloody clue."
And then, eventually,
"A clue, a clue!"
"SHUT THE F*CK UP!"
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"A clue!"
"Of course there's a clue, there's always a bloody clue."
And then, eventually,
"A clue, a clue!"
"SHUT THE F*CK UP!"
A 'motivational' quote 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I can't rap, but I can do poetry, which is basically the same thing, just with more leather armchairs and bubble pipes. I'll see what I can do.
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Mischief managed 12 comments
A 'motivational' quote 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
This NEEDS to be a rap. With multiple verses.
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