Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
The sun moves too 22 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Oh my god... Then what the hell is the SUN orbiting?!
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Mario kart 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*cranes backward* Wh- oh- oh god, no, please no, not the Friendship Destroyer 2000! Dammit Luigi, I trusted you! You Blue-Shell-Loving bastard!
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Has to be photoshopped... 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
This needs to stop. Funsubbers, if you're out there, if you're willing to make a difference, we need you. Let's all band together. Dolphana abuse must stop today.
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Sounds about right 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Spending video game money: Every penny counts. And if I save I can buy this, this, upgrade this... *planning intensifies*
Spending real money: Shit I don't need this but whatever, it may come in handy someday... Aaaand I'm broke.
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I shall ride it into battle and it shall be glorious 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Why not?! For Narnia! The short people of the world shall be no longer oppressed!
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Damn those are real bananas! 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
What is up with his tail?
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Finally! A Pope that acts like a Pope 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Best idea ever.
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Are they really that prolific a problem? 34 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
What state do you live in?
all aboard the freedom truck! 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well I think that would be just too much freedom, we have to stop somewhere.
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How lovely ;-; 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Wow... I hope they treated him well...
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Pillow fight items 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Unfortunately no.
Makes me wonder 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*chortles* Thanks. You do that.
y'all go home to your eagles 55 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Ah well. One day I shall find out.
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*pauses* *slams a bomb down on the table* Okay, I didn't want it to come to this, but we have to nuke Facebook. *places hand on big red button* Gentlemen. Ladies. The time is now.
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How lovely ;-; 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
What was this experiment?!
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all aboard the freedom truck! 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
And so the Americans called in the Eagles...
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Meanwhile, in England 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Exceptionally! *doffs hat to guest* May your times in the fandom be as incredible as the fandom itself.
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Bus converted into an RV 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Yes. The first time I saw it I stared gaping at it for a full minute. And that's when I knew... I'd found the one. *tears up* It was a beautiful moment. It actually exists. And it's wonderful.
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Me on a diet 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well... it never works for me either...
y'all go home to your eagles 55 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Really? How is our accent weird? QLD is very Aussie, so what do we sound like to other Australians? And people in general?
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Czechoslovakia 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*pauses* Yep I can totally accept that. Good on him.
Makes me wonder 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well I'm not exactly calling Lucifer an idiot. I'm talking about the other idiots who use Yolo. Out of an ironic context.
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours 27 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
List them.
y'all go home to your eagles 55 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Tara, we do have methods of protection against drop bears. As mentioned above.
I have a question to put to you guys, though, is it possible NOT to have ANY accent at all? Cause I'm Australian, and I don't have an Aussie accent... or any other type of accent that I'm aware of... Is the South Australian accent the lack of an accent?
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Bus converted into an RV 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I'm bringing my portable wifi.