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one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Meanwhile, in England 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*narrows eyes* Are you SURE?
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Boys make up words 40 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*looks up from reading newspaper and glances over* Are we telling stories? Because, seriously deadpool, you know FS is on your side here. We look out for our own. What did the bitch do?
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Bet that person got axed 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
How high can a sycamore grow... if you cut it down... then you'll never know...
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Amish raising a barn in under 10 hours [timelapse] 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Thanks guest.
Up up up, go the beams, hammer those joints, work in teams, turn 'em round quick by the right elbow, Grab a new partner, here we go!
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Up up up, go the beams, hammer those joints, work in teams, turn 'em round quick by the right elbow, Grab a new partner, here we go!
People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*closes eyes in anticipation of explosion* *pauses*
*opens one, then the other*
*looks around uncertainly* Did it work?
*takes talisman out of pocket and polishes it, checking for imperfections*
*opens one, then the other*
*looks around uncertainly* Did it work?
*takes talisman out of pocket and polishes it, checking for imperfections*
Happy weekend m8 83 comments
Miss Officer and Mr Truffles 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Let's pitch it to Cartoon Network. Or Hasbro.
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The giant leonbergers 28 comments
Amish raising a barn in under 10 hours [timelapse] 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Raise this barn, raise this barn, 1 2 3 4, together we can raise this barn, 1 2 3 4!
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*looks up from the screen* Thank you, too, Hood. We couldn't have done it without you. *extends hand* best of luck.
People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*holds up a bin of nuclear waste* And I suppose this was also unnecessary?
People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*bursts into the room* *drops a bunch of machine parts on the floor*
I think so.
I think so.
Cyberman v Dalek 11 comments
Goes the clock 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Hickory Dickory dock,
The Capitol Made a clock...
The clock struck one,
Let's see them run,
Hickory Dickory dock.
Hickory Dickory dock,
We cradle and we rock...
A child from lies,
Cannon in the sky,
Hickory dickory dock...
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The Capitol Made a clock...
The clock struck one,
Let's see them run,
Hickory Dickory dock.
Hickory Dickory dock,
We cradle and we rock...
A child from lies,
Cannon in the sky,
Hickory dickory dock...
Living in a dorm be like 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I need this. *looks about shiftily* It's MY Ben & Jerry's, you hear me? MINE.
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