I was just about to say the same thing.
*turns to hood* What happens in the Nerf war stays in the Nerf war. Any declarations of war I make against you or your species is completely coincidental and should be ignored for the rest of the time I'm not trying to aggressively fire foam missiles at you.
*announces in a loud voice* FUNSUBSTANCE! HEAR YE HEAR YE! PICK A SIDE IN THIS WAR!

*narrows eyes* *assembles massive fort out of lounge cushions* *climbs to the top of the pillow tower* We fight, to the death!
*arms a nerf crossbow* *brings up a pillow shield*

STAY STRONG! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
*quickly writes the correct forms of 'there' inside the chalk circle* I'm combatting the field of stupidity in the most basic way possible, anything tech-y and they'll block it. Come on, come on!

*cringes* We can't get rid of her. She's our friend. Hood's right.
Even if she's saying #yolo, there might be hope! Somewhere! *sits at a computer and starts furiously making calculations*

She will be an incredibly lucky girl.

Why can't we do both?! *Mexican music begins*
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a Nerf war! *grabs armfuls of duvets* FORTS ARE ALLOWED!

Thanks, Oreos. Let's unite against them.

Excellent. It's settled then. :)

*colour drains from face* Emma... what did you just say?
You don't suppose... oh no...

That it is. I'm sorry you had to go out with a bitch, deadpool. Not all of us girls are bad like that. But given she was stupid enough to cheat on you, perhaps we'll be lucky and she'll date a complete douchebag, and can get her two-dimensional heart shattered into a kabajillion pieces. If not... *glances at assortment of weapons* we can always do it by force...

*puts away knives* Will nothing make you people happy? *sighs* What did you have in mind, Deadpool?

*to hood* We have to pull her mind back from the abyss of madness it now threatens to fall into! But how? The universe balances on an impossible edge of Facebook or no Facebook... the slightest disturbance could bring it back...

*looks up from sharpening knives* I think so.

Hmmm. *puts gun in holster* *gets out brochure of medieval torture techniques*

I feel we should have some sort of law for reserved parking spaces honestly.
The disabled elderly pregnant children of our community should be taken care of.

NO! Not Emma! Emma hold on, stay with us! *looks to hood* What do we do?! We have to save her! *grabs a stethoscope*

And another cupcake. Just to be safe.

Once again. I second the hood.

Oh Deadpool. Do you need me to shoot her? Cause I will. Girls like that give the female side of the population bad reputations. *twirls gun*