*rolls to the ground to avoid the animals* *continues to fire a hailstorm of bullets at the two attackers*

*is momentarily distracted by muffin puppy* *refocuses* *takes advantage of the enemy's distraction* *shoots Hood in the face with crossbow*

Emma? Emma?! *takes pulse*

*fires and it lands before anyone can take cover*
*nuke smashes through shield*
*laughs as bullets fly in every direction through the fortress*

B... be... bi... bo... bu.... Bana- Nup, it's just not coming.

*yells* NOBODY TOUCH HER BODY OR YOU WILL BE ELECTROCUTED. *everybody steps back* CLEAR. *attempts to restart her heart with the defibrillator* *emma gasps*

It's definitely NOT a banana... I'm so close... What am I MISSING?

*holds up defibrillator* The Facebook should have vacated her soul when it got its outlet, that's what the explosion was. Stand aside. *flicks switch* Are we clear?

Hood, don't ever change.

*aims nuke at Hood's face* Are you sure you want to go there, Hood?

Hmmm... Nope. I really don't think that's what they're called... Now what was it...

*looks around from gazing at the nuke*
You can join Team Enigma if you like. We're currently outnumbered.

*still on the floor* I have NO idea.

*rolls out of the way* *yells* Woah woah WOAH! Don't cut up my SOUL!

*wakes up groggily* *yells* I'm a GIRL. UGH.*slips back into unconsciousness* *mumbles something incoherent*

*storms into the nerf fortress* *flings open cupboard*
*suspenseful music*
ANGELUS! COME AND GIVE ME A HAND! I CAN'T CARRY THIS ON MY OWN! http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/adam/69c49e353b98fca62bcc7e2e7bab5529/P1030029.jpg
The Nerf Nuke. 90 Bullets in a 360˚ circle.
*grins evilly*

*stumbles out of the abyss of the nerf fortress* *sees blood everywhere*
*looks up at the others* *glances from side to side* Uh.. some weird shit went down while I was stockpiling, didn't it?
*looks at the bullets everywhere*
*whines* Aw. You started without me. And now Angelus is getting blood on my cushions. *helps Angelus to his feet* My friend. I think it's time. We can wait no longer.

Wait... you're reversing the polarity? So am I... You're reversing it, I'm reversing it back again, we're CONFUSING the polarity! It needs an output! This whole thing needs somewhere to go!
*grabs the chalk* *draws another circle* *looks up* Remember me like I was.
*writes the hashtag symbol in the circle* *massive explosion*

Who's to say I DON'T?! And for sure I shall get to your walls, without even having to leave my own!
Hood, on a separate matter, shall we invite our dear friend Angelus to the partay, as it were?

What use are snipers when when you have nowhere to shoot from! I shall decimate the very foundations of your order and pick your followers off one by one!

HOUSE HOOD VERSUS TEAM ENIGMA!
But I have a SECRET WEAPON.
*dramatic music*
*close up*
*holds up tray* Just saying, it's cupcakes.

*responds with another flare* WE HAVE AN ACCORD! *levels gun at hood*
*backs away into my fort* AND NOW! FOR THE GLORY OF THE SONTARAN EMPIRE I SHALL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PUNY BRETHREN!
*looks around* Who's on my team?

You know... that just might work!
*draws an extensive diagram of a person with the front of the cap facing forwards as opposed to being useless*