Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Basically... 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well, it appears my soul is in itty bitty pieces and scattered in the fandom merch around my house...
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*glares at computer screen* You WHAT?!
The internet 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Nerdfighter, once again to the rescue.
Why is this a thing 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Japan. Creators of the worlds most messed up and hard to understand commercials since the beginning of time.
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Good plan. *clicks off tab* But we still need to FOCUS.
People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well we can't let him. We went through too much.
*reaches behind me and clicks to the proper tab after gspike had started rewatching cat videos*
People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*walks over to gspike and clicks to the research tab* Come on, focus.
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Getting ready to build a fort… 129 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*yells* Nothing, nothing. TRAITOR! *fires a warning shot at the side of hood's face*
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Getting ready to build a fort… 129 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*appears on a top balcony and aims weapons*
TAKE THE TRAITOR TO YOUR BRIG! OR DUNGEON! LET ANGELUS ROT! IN ONE OF YOUR CELLS!
*fires a warning shot that skims the top of Zelda's hair*
Right in the feels 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*sighs* I was trying to quote the episode. Take your argument up with Moffat.
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Getting ready to build a fort… 129 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*gives Angelus a signal to say I understand, then steps away* Deserter! I'll have NOTHING to do with you! I shall fight this war on my OWN! I care not for your excuses! *marches back to my own fort*
Getting ready to build a fort… 129 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*runs out* ANGELUS! NO! Why have you abandoned me like this?!
*keeps weapons levelled at everybody*
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Right in the feels 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Maybe it's not a grave... maybe it's a secret entrance to the tomb...
The internet 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
You know it.
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Deep thoughts 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Wow...
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Hood, stop crying, she's better now. *puts away defibrillator* So what's the plan?
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Getting ready to build a fort… 129 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
That's the spirit!
*hailstorm of bullets descends on hood*
When You Get It 47 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well that is always the first question.
The oldest question in the universe.
Hidden.
In plain sight.
Doctor.... WHO?
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When You Get It 47 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I got it immediately.
Why are we not funding this?! 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Somebody do this. Somebody, ANYBODY.
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*grimaces* *looks at her* I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. But your brain is in rehab. I have to jolt the circuitry back into proper alignment. *yells* CLEAR! *shocks her a second time*
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Right in the feels 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
That would not end well. Even if they were alive. ESPECIALLY if they were alive.
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Getting ready to build a fort… 129 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*pulls out strongarm pistol* *shot after shot is aimed at skittles*
Getting ready to build a fort… 129 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
HaHA, Revenge! And now we're even. *continues firing as I back into my base*
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Getting ready to build a fort… 129 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Some sniper you are, couldn't even hit my head. *spins around and takes Hood by surprise, hitting him in the face*
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