Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Sincere confession 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Predictable.
Lucky You, I'm Not Even In The Chart 67 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
And GOOD food at that. *passes around a plate of chocolate chip cookies*
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Sounds like a plan. What do you want me to do?
People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
So what do we do? The universe is still stabilising so a reality bomb could completely obliterate this timeline... and all within it...
Lucky You, I'm Not Even In The Chart 67 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Yeah, The Perks of Being a Wallflower was quite good...
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Lucky You, I'm Not Even In The Chart 67 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well that just ruins it then.
Lucky You, I'm Not Even In The Chart 67 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Are you gonna tell the story?
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I can't put into words how accurate this is! 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Chamber of Secrets. They go talk to Aragog in the Forbidden Forrest to clear Hagrid's name, and Ron is terrified of the spiders.
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Ah... Hmmm...
People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*looks up* Hmm? Get me onto what now?
Lucky You, I'm Not Even In The Chart 67 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
No, deadpool.
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Let's go for a walk 2 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*rabbit mode activates*
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I can't put into words how accurate this is! 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
"Why can't you see?! Why don't you feel my pain?!"
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Lucky You, I'm Not Even In The Chart 67 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
My earlier comment deleted itself... I'll join.
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*rings gspike* *from the alien world* Our mission to this planet has been so far unsuccessful... they are unwilling to offer help...
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When You Get It 47 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well... the good news is, you got it now... we came the short route.
Wait for that person 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
If they can't see them they can't help you stick them together.
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creative title 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
We're here for you.
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Wait for that person 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Aaww. I feel all fuzzy.
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Koalas fight like babies 1 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
The SOUNDS.
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How to decide what to buy 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Which one did you pick?
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creative title 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I have five windows of Chrome and all of them are lined with tabs.
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The upside dow bieber 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Completely and utterly... Kill it with fire.
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The 1960s 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Not quite, Muffinunicorn. You'll get there someday.
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*frowns* Key word here is RESEARCH, gspike!