Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Zoomed in picture of an eye 19 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*hopes with all my might kingchris was joking*
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Why are you crying? 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
You can still be affected by UV even when its raining. You should wear sunscreen every day.
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Disney movies chronology 39 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I want to see them in chronological order...
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It's All About Those Selfies 2 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Note how they all have their backs to the freaking celebrity...
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A staircase inside of a bookstore in Portugal 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Right. Good. Anyone else?
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Are they just doing the broadcast right next to each other?? 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Besides their location... um...
"ISIS AT U.N."
That's a little concerning.
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A staircase inside of a bookstore in Portugal 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Allons-y!
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The Most Adorable Children's Argument Ever 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
"It's raining!"
"No! You're pretty! You're not real, I'm real."
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A staircase inside of a bookstore in Portugal 28 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I must visit at once! Everybody pack a bag, road trip.
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No mr. Frog, no 3 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Mr Toad! Will Badger be coming round soon?
The best toy ever 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Where is it NOW? I'll still buy it.
But there is the matter of having to get on the bike... and go riding... in the... Outside World...
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When People Say They're Scared Of The Dark 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
She sounds good, your mum.
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When People Say They're Scared Of The Dark 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
The whole of the day after that episode I scurried from light source to light source. And drove my friends insane.
"DON'T LET YOUR SHADOWS CROSS?"
"What the hell man?"
"STAY IN THE LIGHT! DEFENSIVE CIRCLE!"
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But seriously who? 24 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I can't HEAR YOU...
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*dismounts unicorn* *gets out chalk* *starts making calculations*
When People Say They're Scared Of The Dark 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Almost every species in the galaxy has an irrational fear of the dark...
Except they're wrong...
It's not irrational.
It's Vasta Nerada.
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Sincere confession 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Ice cream is important...
*cries* 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Not even Benedict?
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
WHY? We should be keeping them ALIVE if anything, this is the desolation of FACEBOOK we're talking about. Even the TWELVE year olds claim to be having sex, we need the untainted ones alive!
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Zoomed in picture of an eye 19 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
WOAH. Woah my god.
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Bedtime paradox compilation 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I didn't need sleep anyway.
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Lucky You, I'm Not Even In The Chart 67 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well. That's nice then. :)
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People these days v-v 479 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*unicorn appears* FOR NARNIA! *swings up onto the unicorn* WHO'S WITH ME?!
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The last human 64 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Thankyou for the reminder to continue- as we should do...
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*cries* 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
"It's Benedict" And we must mourn the loss of Benedict's eardrums... The shrieking that would ensue...
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