Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Yeah.... I have to agree with Hood here...
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*frowns* One problem at a time.
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I'll get back to you.
*proceeds to attempt to re write all three seasons of Avatar*
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*frowns* No offence to her but if she's too young to know what ovaries are she shouldn't really be on FS... Although I do accept a language barrier could be the issue here...
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Why thankyou.... I think I now have an ending too...
And although it's searching capabilities are great, the home page keeps defaulting to Bing, and it has a lot to learn before it's ready to save anyone.
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I was about to ask the same. What about Candy Crush Saga?
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
How do you NOT KNOW?
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Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger's Lost Items 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*leaves item behind on purpose so it can be returned to me by a cute beagle*
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
An Alternate Version:
Windows Vista... Yahoo... Firefox... Safari...
Long ago, the four browsers lived in Harmony.
Then, everything changed when the Firefox attacked!
Only Google, master of all four browsers, could stop it. But when the internet needed it most, it vanished.
Years past, and some web developers created the new version of Google, a search engine named Chrome....
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
What?
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Apologies. However, the immediate danger has been averted.
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*points gun at the iPod*
IT'S A LINK, A PATHWAY. IT COULD PULL FACEBOOK BACK INTO THIS REALITY!
Kurukuru, use the glitter! We must erase her memories before a psychic connection can be formed!
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Six year old match maker 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Justthereforthefun got it. :)
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Help, a goose! 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Geese are evil.
When I was five, I tried to feed one, and then a huge group of them chased me across a lawn. Honking at me. And I climbed onto a picnic table. And they SURROUNDED IT. AND KEPT MAKING NOISES. My granddad had to save me.
Evil evil geese...
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Right... Well... *turns back to yeukaitamia* Where did you come from?
Six year old match maker 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Scarier than the undertaker...
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one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*whips round to face demons*
And more to the point, where did THEY come from?
This applies to movies and tv series as well 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I love how this happens 13 weeks after the comment... :)
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I think that would scare me too... 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
An image of an angel becomes *itself and angel. But I see your point.
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Story 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Where is this from? The original movie, I mean...
Excuse Me, But There's A Hare In My Drink 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
.... I am an idiot...
Why are you crying? 21 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Sun, yes. Cancer, no.
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This applies to movies and tv series as well 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I feel your pain, guest.