one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Some life tips 36 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Because, of course, if covered in dirt and buried alive, you will have the room, calm and patience to manoeuvre your shirt off...
I did like the rest though.
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I did like the rest though.
The funniest dedications 18 comments
People these days v-v 479 comments
Is the t silent? 24 comments
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one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*arches eyebrow* I think the spirit of the internet trolls of facebook has manifested in our dear friend here...
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The master of all bartenders 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
They had to try to do this on The Amazing Race... the failures were hilarious...
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This game is never over 7 comments
The funniest dedications 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I, personally, loved Derek Landy's dedication at the beginning of 'The Dying of the Light'.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/556c236ba04d0067de98cdaaaa36ea74/tumblr_nb0iwojrXA1t8n7ppo1_500.jpg
The final book of the series.
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http://38.media.tumblr.com/556c236ba04d0067de98cdaaaa36ea74/tumblr_nb0iwojrXA1t8n7ppo1_500.jpg
The final book of the series.
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one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*flings drop sheet off a large cuboid object in the corner* *it reveals an airtight glass box*
Will this do?
Will this do?
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one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*looks up from typing* Yeukaitamia, don't talk out loud, you're lowering the IQ of the entire street. Unless... no... *narrows eyes* *takes out second Timey Wimey detector* *points it directly at Yeukaitamia and it dings repeatedly extremely loud* *turns it off*
You're not getting the compulsion to think in hashtags, are you?
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You're not getting the compulsion to think in hashtags, are you?
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one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Th- that's... not... possible... We may have a problem. *takes a metal bracelet out of my pocket and puts it on* *goes over to the computer and starts typing*
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one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*faintly* The Timey Wimey detector is supposed to go 'ding' when there's stuff... what the hell did THAT noise mean? *takes out sonic wand http://funsubstance.com/fun/158251/a-must-have-for-whovian-potterheads/ and begins scanning*
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Sorry, just felt like it had to be said. 159 comments
Top of my list of "Things I will never do." 23 comments
Sorry, just felt like it had to be said. 159 comments
Top of my list of "Things I will never do." 23 comments
Sorry, just felt like it had to be said. 159 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*grins* YAY! Blues Clues buddy.
*hums* We are gonna play Blues Clues, cause it's a really great game!
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*hums* We are gonna play Blues Clues, cause it's a really great game!
Top of my list of "Things I will never do." 23 comments
Six year old match maker 21 comments
Top of my list of "Things I will never do." 23 comments
Sorry, just felt like it had to be said. 159 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I will always love Blues Clues. I don't care how shit the rest of this list is.
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*attaches vacuum to outside of box* *ghost is pulled into vacuum bag* *holds up bag* So what now?