Maybe I'd be stronger... If... I could consume that incredible feat of cake engineering...
*narrows eyes* I know what I'm doing with MY weekend.

*sniffles* No. My dream has been crushed. I'm too weak to hurt my screen anyway.

*dives forward and presses it first* HA!
*building tremors*

There was a room, Labeled: 'Big Red Delete Button Room- Do not enter, Authorized Personal Only'. I took the hint.

*rounds corner and kurukuruguy passes through me* Ugh. *shudders* Quick. This way. I found the button!

I think the ponies do it better...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IQkkyN9JAg

*smiles* Good for you.

Big Red Delete Button? Sounds like a plan. *pushes past yeukaitamia and zuggerburg and runs into the hallway behind them*

Oh?

*drops gun* Fine. But we're still going to destroy Facebook. Whatever it takes.

*rolls eyes* I don't WANT to shoot you. I'd rather just blow up Facebook.

*gun swings round to point at zuggerburg* You. Still. We're seizing control of your building and website, and both will be destroyed.

GAH. It's infected gspike- *draws gun* Nobody move!

*holds up vacuum bag awkwardly* Um... guys... erm... I'm still holding this, WHAT DO WE DO?

I was starting the song. :)

She should be DELETED.

"Sweeeet. Totally."

I can't POSSIBLY vomit without my vanilla ice cream!

*stage whispers to guest* (No, the reason I loved it was because it was a good kids show, dumbass. I wouldn't love it any more or less depending on when it stated, the year has nothing to do with the quality of the thing.)

*shakes head solemnly* Oh hood. See, I take my fandoms seriously. I was up until 3am for ToS, because of the time zone differentiation.

You know. The Theatre of Shadows? What was promised to be an almighty, all-inclusive fan event? It actually sucked for remote operatives. Set up entirely through Facebook, which I, by choice, don't have.