Enigma

one_unknown_enigma


“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)

— Enigma Report User
Good college students guys 40 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I do understand your point of view- and educating everyone against rape is definitely the course of action that needs to happen, but no matter how we do this there will always be some danger. At least this provides a partial means of protection for women.
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Where do I get some 5 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
There has never been a truer moment that I needed the Buy Button.
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You say $2000 Facebook machine, I say $2000 bird warmer 9 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
That is, among other things, a gorgeous bird.
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There are no historically accurate portraits of Christopher Columbus 8 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I'm sorry, but in that one, he looks so done.
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With A broccoli 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Well. You have to eat your greens. Gotta get those vitamins somehow.
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This is the Whaletone grand piano 1 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
There's no logical reason for me to own this piano, but then again...
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hat rolling trick 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
This is so cool.
Me: *attempts it* *hat flicks up and hits me in the face before rolling away never to be seen again*
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Just a normal day in japan 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Right. My bad. I was just trying to make a reference, but I missed the point of this post, didn't I... yep. I'm gonna go to the corner of shame now.
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Just a normal day in japan 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
No, guest, the last time I checked I was not mentally retarded, and I understand if you have no particular affection for Doctor Who, but if you're completely oblivious of that reference you must be living under a very culture-reflective rock.
Water coming out of a tree 20 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
I have a question.
How?
Every single night. 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
"The dude". I am a few pages in right now...
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Stuck in her hair 3 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
"Tell my xbox I love him"
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Just a normal day in japan 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
The UK is missing a very specific Police Telephone Box...
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Well done japan 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
All stupid people to one side of the Internet, please...
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The Mount Roraima 4 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Up.
Tumblr on Australia 37 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
We shorten a lot of things that Americans do not, apparently.
It seems they don't shorten breakfast to 'brekkie' either.
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the perfect boy... 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
HARRY POTTER, HARRY POTTER, OOH, HARRY POTTER, HARRY POTTER, YEAH!
HARRY POTTER, HARRY POTTER, OOH, HARRY POTTER, HARRY POTTER THAT'S ME!
(I'm sorry. But I couldn't resist.)
Bilbo freeman 6 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Fair enough.
the perfect boy... 31 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*snape voice* What IS that mysterious ticking noise? Not over here, not over there....
Wedding rings taken from people going into concentration camps 23 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Has anybody else seen 'The Lady at No. 6'?
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Tumblr on Australia 37 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
But- why?! Why not just EAT sprinkles?! Why would you go to the trouble of MAKING fairy bread and then- what?
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Tumblr on Australia 37 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
*narrows eyes* What the hell?
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Tumblr on Australia 37 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
Buddy, you have no idea. Arnotts Biscuits make up a large percentage of my reason for living. HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE THESE THINGS?! Ha. Screw the spiders and snakes, I am sitting right here in Australia with my Iced Vovos and lamingtons, thank you. (For your reference, THIS is an Iced Vovo http://twosweetpotatoes.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/iced-vovo.jpg Biscuit, icing, coconut, jam, deliciousness. And I assume you know what a lamington is because if you haven't your life isn't worth it.)
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Tumblr on Australia 37 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
OH NO. Do you guys SERIOUSLY not have FAIRY BREAD?! What the HELL do you do at kids parties?! Fairy bread is childhood!
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Tumblr on Australia 37 comments
one_unknown_enigma · 9 years ago
"those cornflake sugar things in the little cupcake wrappers".
These things, right?http://www.kelloggs.com.au/content/dam/workarea/assetpushqueue/images/web-raw-approved/eng%20AU/78/71/recip_img-417871.jpg.thumb.319.319.png
Do you seriously not have them outside of Australia? We call them honey joys or honey crackles.
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