My brother once pushed my twin sister into a glass case in our house and it shattered aganist her.. She got a small cut but my brother was freaking out to not tell our parents who were on vacation that whole week. So, me and my sister got the upperhand on him all week.

Ooh.. I want to try that!
*tries and slices finger off*
...
I'll stick to drawing.

I thought for a second that was the heart of MY ex, but then I remembered....
My ex has no heart.

My computer teacher worked at google.. he said it was as competitive as hell. Nice work environment but, unless you like to be on your toes 24/7..

At least dog shit doesn't smell as bad as cat shit. I mean, no hate towards cats but, that shit smells so bad.

I'd wish to have the right amount of money on me for any item i want all the time..

Arite..... what?

I always keep the boxes that my tech comes in. Just in case I want to sell it later when I don't need it.

Is that guy an anime harem protagonist?

Bromance is the best romance

"Staring to look the same"
"STARING"....
Don't you mean starting?
But that doesn't matter right? But yeah I can see your argument... :/

This episode made me happy yet so stressed out at the same time..

My sides are splitting.. this was too funny! XD

That lady is smiling and it is scaring me...

Me: "I CAN DO THIS!!! I CAN DO THIS!!!"..
Parents:"It's so easy child!! Just three words!! What I learn in law school is: BLANKETY BLANKETY. BLANK."

Well.. for one *too... and second of all, the BET awards are "too black" is maybe because it's on a network called the "Black Entertainment Television"? Just saying and don't bring up this race thing into other stuff.. i think everyone knows that this Oscars Boycott is stupid..

Knowing my luck, I would probably get a stiff neck from using that..

Damn... what a savage..

They get it...

Hello hello Stabler ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)