That sounds like a backdoor just waiting happen!

Creativity? There was another home less dude with that text back in 2001 or so. You know in the before-time of where and such.
When memes were called funny pictures and were uploaded to istheshit

Japanese is my only redeeming skill, if you have any other questions feel free to ask.
: )

It is Danish in Japanese, it is Wiener-bread in Swedish (Wiener as in Vienna)

Well all light from a screen is made up really small red blue and green diodes, so somehow he broke his red and blue ones in a line?

A man who likes Harley Davidson bikes maybe?
More importantly, why is shave in past-tense?

To my knowledge their are somewhere in between. I think they mentioned in Top Gear that they talk about petrol in litres, but talk about mileage in miles per galon.
Kind of how Europe almost exclusively uses the metric system, but talks about engines in non-metric Horsepowers

I wouldn't blame anyone for answering "first" or maybe even "third", but how do you get 5 from 2?

You cannot find Pi in its entirety because it is infinitely long (nor any other number with infinitely many decimal) .
If you want to find Pi to 100 decimal or 1 million decimal or Googolplex decimal it'll be there though.

I pretty sure you can find ANY string of ANY length within Pi.

It is quite worthless at Japanese still