OppaiLoli

oppailoli


Resident Japanese-speaking Scandinavian

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Murder Hornets, you say? 12 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Wait there is a place called "seven potatoes"?
Won't somebody please think of the koali?! 8 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
In Japanese "signal fire" is written as "wolf smoke" so "wolf fire" seems like a fine word to me.
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She is a good mother 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Should be some koala-girls out there to use in this meme
Helping you find the mattress size that works best for your family 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
The last one seems more like an Alabama king to me
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*pokemon theme intensifies* 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Chinese for cat is literally "dog(animal) that says mao"
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Where it all started? 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Surely those three should be the other way around
The kind of girl I would date 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
My guess would be to stab multiple layers with your fork, then cut on both sides to create a trianglar slice.
The kind of girl I would date 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Oh, sorry!
The kind of girl I would date 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
You really should watch some of those rating contests they have on Japanese TV, some rather slim people eat like 6 kilos in 1 hour.
Allow me to show you the dance of my people 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
愛 ("love") tattoo
My hero!!! 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Gotta upgrade to a waifu hugging pillow, bro
Day 1 of Obscure Sorrows. If y'all like it, I'll make a series 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
a) The author of the book invented most of the words for the sorrows, so those are far from common use. (I'm not in anyway trying to prevent their use mind you)
b) If you want to present them nicely, why not link the YouTube channel, with really high production standards. The videos are all less than 3 minutes anyway.
c) Well, I for one care? I don't really like how you present it as your own work, with no nods to the author or "I found this list".
Day 1 of Obscure Sorrows. If y'all like it, I'll make a series 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Are you going to just steal someone else's work and put it on the this site for some internet points?
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2$ well spent 8 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Isn't a remix of that four panel wordless meme
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Simply the best 22 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Hyphenating names works one generation, after that you will end up with names like John Anderson-Watson-Berg-Thompson lol
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Simply the best 22 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Many people here arguing for not changing their name, sure fine. Which of your name do you give your children?
Just... Ouch! 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
You Chinese shout "dry dry dry" when you get leg cramps?
Carrie-anne moooos 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Reminds me of that Meatrix spoof flash video from two decades ago
Under a second on the sun? Surprise 9 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Venus has a thick atmosphere which work as a giant greenhouse, which makes Venus the hottest planet in our solar system.
IIRC Mercuary has (close to) no atmosphere and the side facing the sun is about 500℃ while the dark side is like -180℃. Get to the some where in the middle and you can probably survive as long as you can hold your breath.
Btw it is not the temperature that would kill you if you were in the vacuum of space.
This act in Belgium got talent this week reminded me of something 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
( ・ิω・ิ)
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Ready.... fight ! 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Could we please have Hetalia again, but with girls
Must've been a good pizza 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
I was alone in the shop from opening hours to closing hours (about 10 hours) so when there where no customers at the register I played Terraria
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There are bbad people in the world 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Do you want to bring forth destruction of the Earth?
The next wave! 7 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Username check out
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