OppaiLoli

oppailoli


Resident Japanese-speaking Scandinavian

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Just Do It Because Reasons 8 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Missed the big OK too
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USA! 11 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
I worked 6 years in a store in Japan, French were the only people ever asking me whether I speak their language
I freak out when random people are near me 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
roflmao your comments are golden
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See you guys? Im integrating 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
KonoSuba
It is really funny if you've seen other isekai-anime (or anime in general) as it pokes fun at all the clichés etc.
First episodes of the second season was a little bit slow imo, but it picked up again after that.
Frickin' hilarious
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Thanks bud, see you at bingo. - Gran, probably 5 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
I used pictures of anime characters for all my contacts.
(´・ω・`)
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Any takers? 10 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Drivning a car releases CO2.
We drive cars in winter.
Winter is still cold.
Ergo, CO2 doesn't cause global warming.
5G sends invisible waves.
5G was launched in late 2019.
The coronavirus is invisible.
The coronavirus started in late 2019.
Ergo, 5G causes the coronavirus.
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Chili specializes in quick maths 5 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Haven't vt checked the facts, but are we sure he is not referring to Removed in pandemic terms?
Recovered + Deceased = Removed
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J. K. Rowling at it again 22 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Can't find a source, so until proven otherwise I'll considers it ragebait.
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She is a good mother 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
By The Gods, you are right!
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Murder Hornets, you say? 12 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Funny coincidence nevertheless.
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Murder Hornets, you say? 12 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
In Japanese:
nana (七) is seven
imo (芋) is potato (or other root vegetables)
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I just turned 28. My younger sister keeps sending me stuff like this non stop 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Hey, I'm still a newbie on this site, no reason to call me out!
(´・ω・`)
Murder Hornets, you say? 12 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Wait there is a place called "seven potatoes"?
Won't somebody please think of the koali?! 8 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
In Japanese "signal fire" is written as "wolf smoke" so "wolf fire" seems like a fine word to me.
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She is a good mother 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Should be some koala-girls out there to use in this meme
Helping you find the mattress size that works best for your family 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
The last one seems more like an Alabama king to me
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*pokemon theme intensifies* 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Chinese for cat is literally "dog(animal) that says mao"
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Where it all started? 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Surely those three should be the other way around
The kind of girl I would date 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
My guess would be to stab multiple layers with your fork, then cut on both sides to create a trianglar slice.
The kind of girl I would date 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Oh, sorry!
The kind of girl I would date 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
You really should watch some of those rating contests they have on Japanese TV, some rather slim people eat like 6 kilos in 1 hour.
Allow me to show you the dance of my people 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
愛 ("love") tattoo
My hero!!! 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Gotta upgrade to a waifu hugging pillow, bro
Day 1 of Obscure Sorrows. If y'all like it, I'll make a series 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
a) The author of the book invented most of the words for the sorrows, so those are far from common use. (I'm not in anyway trying to prevent their use mind you)
b) If you want to present them nicely, why not link the YouTube channel, with really high production standards. The videos are all less than 3 minutes anyway.
c) Well, I for one care? I don't really like how you present it as your own work, with no nods to the author or "I found this list".
Day 1 of Obscure Sorrows. If y'all like it, I'll make a series 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Are you going to just steal someone else's work and put it on the this site for some internet points?
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