OppaiLoli

oppailoli


Resident Japanese-speaking Scandinavian

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Did someone say "pspspsps"? 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
The legend returns!
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A Telephone you can wear on your face from the ~1960’s 10 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
How about a horror game where you go room to room, picking up these phones and putting them on your face to get voice messages to solve the riddle?
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Precision drifting on a pallet jack 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Needs more Eurobeat!
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PoGo Project #21 - Is This NSFW? 7 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Ore tte otoko no ko datta no?!
Maa tashika ni otoko de yuuzaamei ga oppailoli dakedo, otoko no ko mitai ni kawaikunai to omou yo?
(shikashi kono pokemon ha oppai yori kint- 以下省略
The good stuff 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
I laughed more than I should've
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Jealous special womanly Trout 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
omfg I was just thinking about this a couple of hours ago and was going to search for it... *X-files theme playing*
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By Xi Jinping's infinite wisdom 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
During the summer China had some military exercises to invade an Island. So. This might not be too far off into the future, sadly. : (
Ohhhhhh 5 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
There is this YouTube commercial since last week I have no idea what they are selling.
Sepia filter, Rapper's Delight, dressed up people and diamonds. And then it ends with some spoken French and what looks like a fountain pen.
Hey 6 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Don't know if it is the same as Japanese, but 新手 is "new (opponent)"
大 is "large/great"
Don't know if it is 師 that is simplified, but that would be "mentor"
So something like "New Leader" perhaps? Sounds ego-inflated enough to be a screen name.
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@happy_frog 6 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Crazy Frog wasn't originally a frog though...
Rofl brothel 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
omfg was just talking the other day how rofl had died out, and no one says roflcopter or roflwaffles anymore!
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White shirts 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
( ・ิω・ิ)
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Lockheed martin f-22 raptor 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Indeed
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CAAAARRRRLL 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Starts funny, then it's creepy, then it hits you with the feels.
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Overused innit 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
I always love the remixes of this death meme.
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Stick figure costume 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Looks so weird as stick figures usually don't have shoulders.
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Booba 7 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Imagine having such large wonders, that you are considered NSFW while dressed.
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Booba 7 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Sofia Mina Delle Cave or ShiftyMine
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Church gonna be interesting on Sunday 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Wasn't pre-smartphone internet pages also wap, or am I misremembering?
Truth 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
[fatal damage incurred]
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The different looks of David Bowie 6 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
I was named after this legend, though I'm sorry to say I don't listen to him.
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>:( 6 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
That's a good retort roflmao
Will you all agree? 10 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
R.I.P.
rofl
2004-2013
Missed by brothers lol and lmao
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Greenthumb 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
[15 years later]
Daughter: When did you know daddy was the one?
Mom: ...
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Crodeth 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Apart from the - let's say - *unusual* past tenses, he uses different forms depending if it is one or more people performing the action?