El perro está debajo de la mesa.
Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.

Balls of steel ?

With very very careful clutch control shouldn't you be able to drive around in the fifth gear?

wtflol is this true? XD

Is that real chicken parts?
Brütal!

Someone want to talk about anime tiddies?

As I aspire to write a crime novel I looked it up recently, and chloroform is sadly what is made up to be.
It apparently takes about some 5 minutes to sedate someone with a handerchief with chloroform, and to prevents wake-up it has to be continously administered.

中國黄狗性愛
China Yellow Dog-philia?
(´・ω・｀)?

Excellent title.

Omfg WSJ frickin' jinxed it

Title mostly unrelated, but checks out.

[confused metric noises]

FFVIII is awesome for having a 5/4 beat main battle theme.

Isn't this from Calvin & Hobbes?

This used to be true, but now we're stuck with the occasional 15sec UNskippable ad, or the 2x10sec UNskippable ads.
What have they done to my boy?

So what is the rainbow man supposed to represent?
(´・ω・｀)?

This was last year, the new security law that did pass this year is actually worse.

Don't know about Chinese but in Japanese it is sad/poor/sorry/pitiful and not cringe.
Still, writing a 12 stroke kanji 7 times while dying is rather impressive.