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Resident Japanese-speaking Scandinavian

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Sat across from Chinese Hitler at a dumpling restaurant 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
That would be Xi Jinping.
They don't need to know, but they probably should 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
^^
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Duolingo had me feeling all confident 10 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
El perro está debajo de la mesa.
Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.
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Outtagascar 7 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Oh, I never knew!
Outtagascar 7 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Subaru boxer engine, no?
Incredible save 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Balls of steel ?
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Redneck security system 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
With very very careful clutch control shouldn't you be able to drive around in the fifth gear?
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This the little bird who sold out the bank robbery 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
wtflol is this true? XD
Oh god looks scary 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Is that real chicken parts?
Brütal!
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It do be like that 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Someone want to talk about anime tiddies?
Good one 8 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
If someone is knocked out by blunt trauma to the head, and is passed out for more than a minute or so, they probably have brain damage.
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Good one 8 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
As I aspire to write a crime novel I looked it up recently, and chloroform is sadly what is made up to be.
It apparently takes about some 5 minutes to sedate someone with a handerchief with chloroform, and to prevents wake-up it has to be continously administered.
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>:) 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Oh wait, maybe "Chinese yellow dog loves (it)" but Google Translate was feeling kinky?
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>:) 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
中國黄狗性愛
China Yellow Dog-philia?
(´・ω・`)?
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Fast and Fuhrerious 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Excellent title.
Stop tempting fate 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Omfg WSJ frickin' jinxed it
Watashi no gūguru hon'yaku sukiru wa mōshibun no nai monodesu 5 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Title mostly unrelated, but checks out.
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I'm safe... For now 8 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
[confused metric noises]
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Band geeks will know 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
FFVIII is awesome for having a 5/4 beat main battle theme.
Surprisingly similar 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Nothing wrong being a gay fish married to a hobbit
:'( please 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Because no one is going to accept cancer treatment from an unlicensed doctor?
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Ultimate art masterpiece: polar bear in a snow storm 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Isn't this from Calvin & Hobbes?
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Wait a second.. Or 5 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
This used to be true, but now we're stuck with the occasional 15sec UNskippable ad, or the 2x10sec UNskippable ads.
What have they done to my boy?
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LBTQ got that need for speed 5 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
So what is the rainbow man supposed to represent?
(´・ω・`)?
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Same bro 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Is there even meaning in a world post anime tiddies...
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