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oppailoli


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Important informaton 25 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
I have a database of the relationship between measurement(cm) vs cup size of anime tiddies, if it is of any use.
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Yes!! 7 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Ah, I see lord Yogg has blessed me with three consecutive Pyroblasts to my own face.
The lord works in strange ways I say.
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Not going to say it's true, but it's true 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
リア充爆発しろ!
It works 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
I remember these news, it's like over 10 years ago.
Adamant bored polite Salamander 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Probably because there was a Japanese Spider-Man animated series back in the day where he has his own robot.
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Flat isn't justice 5 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Reading articles over the years on Australia's crackdown on anime-girls this wouldn't surprise me a bit
Le honque 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
I lol'd more than I should've
My latest creation. The Fender “Jack Rack”. A wall mounting guitar amp key hanger 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
"Creation"? We have one of those at home!
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The vampires are doing science 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Ever since a baked potato was mistaken for a heart and a kid died, precautions have been implemented.
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Spoilers! 4 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Did not expect!
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"Now I have my grandfather inside me" —his last words 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Luckily they didn't blend it with milk and drink it, they'd be haunted.
There has to be a story behind this 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Jeremy Clarkson driving around with a Peel P50 inside the BBC offices happened.
Sat across from Chinese Hitler at a dumpling restaurant 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
That would be Xi Jinping.
They don't need to know, but they probably should 13 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
^^
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Duolingo had me feeling all confident 10 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
El perro está debajo de la mesa.
Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.
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Outtagascar 7 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Oh, I never knew!
Outtagascar 7 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Subaru boxer engine, no?
Incredible save 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Balls of steel ?
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Redneck security system 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
With very very careful clutch control shouldn't you be able to drive around in the fifth gear?
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This the little bird who sold out the bank robbery 2 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
wtflol is this true? XD
Oh god looks scary 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Is that real chicken parts?
Brütal!
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It do be like that 1 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Someone want to talk about anime tiddies?
Good one 8 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
If someone is knocked out by blunt trauma to the head, and is passed out for more than a minute or so, they probably have brain damage.
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Good one 8 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
As I aspire to write a crime novel I looked it up recently, and chloroform is sadly what is made up to be.
It apparently takes about some 5 minutes to sedate someone with a handerchief with chloroform, and to prevents wake-up it has to be continously administered.
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>:) 3 comments
oppailoli · 4 years ago
Oh wait, maybe "Chinese yellow dog loves (it)" but Google Translate was feeling kinky?
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