Well, the Cold War eliminated any possibility for even the slightest of socialist policies.

Difference being that you can joke all you want about the NSA & Co., you only get suicide'd if you're going to hurt some big men.
In China on the other hand you'll get thrown into prison, for life probably, for wanting to discuss democracy.

"Situation Clitical"
- Gravion

Japanese for lightning is "inazuma" which means "wife of rice", because of the positive effect lightning has on rice fields.

A 200kg wooden cock has disappeared in Germany as well...

Sylvester Stallone: Keep punching!
Mike Tyson: *returns to the ring after a 14 year hiatus*

I guess this is the reaction the famous "cat is fine too" - line got.

I can feel my eyeballs melt just by looking at this potato-quality gif, that's how strong those are

I mentioned this before but, it takes about 5 minutes to sedate someone with chloroform and it needs to be constantly administered to keep them unconscious.

But there *is* a Chess 2:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_2:_The_Sequel

What a hassle to make a pun lol (thumbs up)

Wingman of the Year Nominee

Dr. Evil: "Survivor"

I wonder how many people have been introduced in TV with title of Masturbator lol

Raw horse meat or basashi is my favourite!

I'm walking on sunshine

Crotch... fruit?
lol that is hilarious

Thought this was some new Initial D spin-off first