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oppailoli


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Hell yeah 3 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Hell yeah!
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Some great copy that came with an Amazon manual: ‘…relieve yourself and enjoy the 1 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
"moisten your space"
I don't know how to feel about it
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The actual timestamp UI on the new patient journal system in Norway (here showing 16:13) 1 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
I think it would be less confusing without the 0s.
Let's hope it stays there 2 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
School kids reading this: Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, I was there when it was written!
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Jesus christ! 3 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
If Jesus was in Neverhood.
We have liftoff 2 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
liftwoff*
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Here’s to another year of special posts! 2 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
* insert Tom and Jerry Tom being made into a rectangle image *
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Absolutely based 6 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
I find it ridiculous to talk about the long time storage not being safe. OK, let's do like Germany abolish Nuclear and go back to fossil fuels. Guess what, there won't be any humanity to save from nuclear waste in 1000 years.
I'm lerning 1 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Me too, brother, me too.
Testimonial lyrical antiretroviral 1 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Funny it's mostly the same 30 years later.
But what if the joker was gay? 4 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Boomers: wonder why kids today are into furry and 2D girls
Also Boomers: made Batman the Animated Series
Work work 1 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Japan: you guys get vacation?
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This in China, Chengdu Apartment Complex 1 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Apparently, these are awful to live in because of all the insects. ALL the insects
Banished there for all eternity 3 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Didn't someone post a story prompt similar to that not too long ago?
Probably the best photo I've ever taken [OC] 1 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Has it done a burnout?
The odds have to be low 3 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
The odds of it happening to you: slim to none
The odds of it happening to someone: probably higher than expected
Thank the gods for not making me fr*nch 1 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
French and Icelandic academy be like that
The Greatest Misnomer of Our Time 2 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Antisemitism.
Jeep gets stuck by running up the wires to a telephone pole 1 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Impressive wire.
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This changes everything 2 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Excellent pun
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C for what?? 8 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Isn't that helicopter an airplane...?
Asked utah but we couldn’t decide on what it means. ButtRifle… ButtRufffle… or 2 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
Butt Raffle, of course!
I'm feeling lucky this year ( ・ิω・ิ)
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Smh data storage is a social construct 3 comments
oppailoli · 1 year ago
How the hell is 9 years 15 years?!
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