OppaiLoli

oppailoli


Resident Japanese-speaking Scandinavian

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Funny 2 comments
oppailoli · 18 weeks ago
Phase 1: Penis
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit
Funny 2 comments
oppailoli · 18 weeks ago
Penis... gnomes...?
Big oof 3 comments
oppailoli · 18 weeks ago
Trump: We're leaving Afghanistan in one year.
World: OK.
Biden becomes president. Time that Trump said they're going to leave comes.
Biden: We were going to leave this month, but I have postponed it.
World: OK.
Leaves at the new date.
World: How could you do something so rash?! Telling the enemy when you are leaving?! And leaving everybody behind?!
Biden: ...
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Misty comely Terran 2 comments
oppailoli · 18 weeks ago
They have postponed the implementation of this now.
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Available opposite resigned 1 comments
oppailoli · 18 weeks ago
If you are playing on PS5 you already have an account, no?
I painted the daily commute as a face 1 comments
oppailoli · 18 weeks ago
飲み物 drinks
食べ物 food
Thank you 1 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
My earphones are mostly normal English, except for when somebody calls me and it switches to a woman with an Asian accent "incamming cawl"
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Fascinated annoyed heart-shaped 1 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
Hope the cat was fine (´・ω・`)
No pedestrian 3 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
Is that a threat?
howToNameVariables 1 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
X
Xhitting
Xcreation
Gotcha 2 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
Foxes :3
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Sometimes I like to write out comments 1 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
Furiously, indeed.
Bowie in Japan looking effortlessly cool 5 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
梅田 Umeda
So in Ōsaka
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USA counties map made from 3047 carved wooden blocks 2 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
"How many counties do you want?“
East USA:" Yes"
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I don't think they understand the idea of self promotion 1 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
Maybe there's an "ASS" behind the lightpost.
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Funny guy 1 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
Germans are not making a good case for having humour.
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God bless Community Notes 1 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
So we're not disputing "space is fake and gay" ; )
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Who to trust? 2 comments
oppailoli · 19 weeks ago
If you skim through the articles it's basically:
CNBC: "Millenials should earn more money in the long run, BUT they have more debt, so we don't know if it will work out for them."
CNN: "Millenials started saving earlier than their parents, BUT they will probably not receive retirment plans from their employers, so they will probably be less wealthy at retirment."
Also, CNBC compares mostly to Gen X and CNN to Baby Boomers.
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Hey Gang, lets try this new AI thing 2 comments
oppailoli · 20 weeks ago
The AI has certainly read all the memes about Shaggy being universe's strongest.
Fumbling unsealed cheery 1 comments
oppailoli · 20 weeks ago
Don't know what company would want to advertise on random locations every day, cross state/country borders...
An aerial photo of Tokyo, the most populous city on Earth 1 comments
oppailoli · 20 weeks ago
It depends heavily on how you define "Tokyo" and "city".
Empty economical liberating 1 comments
oppailoli · 21 weeks ago
A rage comic?? In this day and age?!
I am pleasently surprised.
Drives me crazy 1 comments
oppailoli · 21 weeks ago
I mean Covid is a airborne virus that needs to get into your lungs, i.e. mask helps, washing hands or stuff not so much.
What does it want now? 3 comments
oppailoli · 21 weeks ago
People are alotted 7 "unprecedented time" events during their life times. Kids born in 1999 have already experienced 4 which put them around 46 years of age.
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Mighty glaring sardonic 1 comments
oppailoli · 21 weeks ago
For anyone not in the know: that is exactly what happened.