I guess this isn't what the priest had in mind when he asked people to "stand up" in church.

Sauce goes on the main dish and dressing on the salad on the side...? (my best guess)

I mean, it's boring, but circles are generally nice to look at so I won't say it's shit.

"little" implies "some" success...

US has conscription?

CGP Grey has a great video on the subject called "You are two"

It's not the entire story. You count how many different years you have been alive, so if you are born as 1 year old on 31st of December, you are 2 years the next day.

Halo 4 on highest on my potato PC: looks good, runs good.
Halo Infinite on lowest on same PC: looks terrible, runs terribly.

"Questioning"? I hope that if you work in any kind of authority that you know this is illegal.

I think he has bigger problems than the lack of pants...

Does this mean there is "fingerboard asmr"?

7 years late...?
[we are reaching Internet Explorer meme levels not thought possible]

White Bishop to d8 takes "free" Queen
Black Knight to f2 takes Pawn, two-prong on Queen and Rook
White Queen to d2
Black Knight to h1 takes Rook
White Pawn to d4, threatens Bishop
White has taken Queen 9 points, only lost Rook 5 points: 4 points lead. Futhermore Black Knight cannot flee as g1 is not protected by the Bishop.
If I'm not missing anything (which I probably do), while not "free" seems like a good exchange for me.

"Look, mom, I'm famous!"

I could post my AC if anyone's interested.

Isn't that what they call in the business "spyware"?

I think Darkness would just see this as teasing and like it even more...

I just realised: for people who haven't seen the movie, the meme looks wrong.

Funny that out of 100 people 97 choose gender change; 1 chooses building; 1 chooses furry; and no one chooses accepting the lord.

The trick is to put whatever you are eating on top of the rice for a couple of seconds before you eat it.
The rice will get a subtle extra taste, and that might be the best part of Japanese cuisine.

Designed by H.R. Giger?