It would be even better if it didn't lit up until 30 seconds after you entered the room, would probably help.

Congratulations, you played yourself.

... but, why?

"Right now"?
So what cylindrical object are we stocking up on now in 2024?

This happened 9 months+ ago...

Life is stranger than fiction

Have you considered that your co-worker might be a psychopath?

Translated from native language:
"I'm sorry for being so that I can't buy alcohol in the yard in the neighbourhood"

Maybe fleeing together with their wives they don't want to oppress?

10 bucks a month for 3 wishes is still a good deal though.

Absolute legend.

I mean, that's how society (sadly) is and better to be prepared.

Looks like a alien kangaroo chicken hugging a basketball.

Mag capacity is 25 which is 3x8 + 1 so you are left with a single bullet loaded after 8 bursts. This way you do not need to load a bullet into the chamber after switching mags.

ソフトウエア "software" is shortened to ソフト "soft", so they made a mistake going the other way

Your dad was included inside one of the boys?

Heard on the radio last year that according to a 24 year old language guy that saying "cringe" is "cringe", so I doubt you're going to find a gen alpha using that word.

Mom's punishment for ghosting is pretty harsh...

To imagine that this is just a ceasefire over 6 months later, with no peace treaty in sight.

I think it tells more about how badly Europe screwed Africa over, than anything else.

Watched a little bit of it, and it was rather intense. Whenever someone reached a checkpoint those who were too far behind were eliminated on the spot.

This car doesn't go fast in space, but fast in space-time.

I worked 6+ days/week 10+ hours a day in Japan for 5 or so years in Japan when I was in my 20's.
Don't know if I'm much better off because it.

Can we please start to worry about Taiwan then?