This was all fine until the "R34"...

It's not friend chicken-flavoured!
It's especially flavoured to go well WITH friend chicken.

Press F to pay respect for a legendary Japanese car

Piss and fart

Average sword size in Japanese media

Why tf would you take a bite out of that nasty thing?!

Insert [Oh no.... It's retarded] meme

Who?

For anyone interested this is the website VesselFinder, where you can track most ships in the world.
If you see a ship where you live you can probably check it there and see where it came from and where it is going.

Not gonna lie, they had a good writing prompt in the first half...
The wtf

I have seen enough sci-fi to recognise a space laser.

Someone hasn't seen what deranged minds of R34 have done to tinkerbell... Bless them!

Luckily for me, this particular lure I could maybe avoid...

The monster mistakingly went to America and found a brony, would have had much greater success in Japan.

Learned something new today: 后 has a meaning of "behind, after" apart from it's usual. I was so confused what "stool queen" was supposed to mean lol

"You're saying it like it's bad thing"
- this guy, probably

Not a very good >repellant<, though...

You cannot escape the insanity goblins, they're always there

Do people still have cash on them?

I thought it was an a giant USB stick in the top right

There's something magical about boobs.

You don't need to call me out like that!

*Raises finger to refute*
*Lowers finger*

What Greta was missing was the love triangel /smh

"Ironic. He could save other from death, but not himself."