Why tf would you take a bite out of that nasty thing?!

Insert [Oh no.... It's retarded] meme

Who?

For anyone interested this is the website VesselFinder, where you can track most ships in the world.
If you see a ship where you live you can probably check it there and see where it came from and where it is going.

Not gonna lie, they had a good writing prompt in the first half...
The wtf

I have seen enough sci-fi to recognise a space laser.

Someone hasn't seen what deranged minds of R34 have done to tinkerbell... Bless them!

Luckily for me, this particular lure I could maybe avoid...

The monster mistakingly went to America and found a brony, would have had much greater success in Japan.

Learned something new today: 后 has a meaning of "behind, after" apart from it's usual. I was so confused what "stool queen" was supposed to mean lol

"You're saying it like it's bad thing"
- this guy, probably

Not a very good >repellant<, though...

You cannot escape the insanity goblins, they're always there

Do people still have cash on them?

I thought it was an a giant USB stick in the top right

There's something magical about boobs.

You don't need to call me out like that!

*Raises finger to refute*
*Lowers finger*

What Greta was missing was the love triangel /smh

"Ironic. He could save other from death, but not himself."

Picking up your phone to take the picture certainly isn't lowering vibes...

It would be even better if it didn't lit up until 30 seconds after you entered the room, would probably help.

Congratulations, you played yourself.

... but, why?

"Right now"?
So what cylindrical object are we stocking up on now in 2024?