My reaction to the title: Go ahead, i won't stop you.

I don't quite get it..

I'm also a friendly sociopath.

My dad told me i'm not his daughter anymore and then he starts to play hide-and-seek.

Psssh, just take the plastic off and drink it like that. I don't need a god, i'm my own god.

Ehm? This also includes for men. Men choose "pretty make-up girls" with fake boobs, fake ass, knows how to twerk, nice legs and (not normal) super skinny over real girls who have some curves. But no, men rather have Kim Kardashian by their side. (Which i don't mind because i want to stay a virgin and alone for the rest of my life). So don't fucking discriminate women here, because men do the same thing. Oh and boo-hoo if you think i'm a feminist, which i'm not. I'm a sociopath. We all have our things.

Excuse me?! The only beauty i see in this picture is that awesome woman Whoopi Goldberg. Unlike Nicki Minaj, Whoopi has done something for the world. And if you don't know her, you missed something in your life.

I'm a Satanist and i'm just laughing my ass off because of this stupid comments. Go ahead, down vote. Thats how your system works, isn't it?

I can only think of oné person... My mom thinks i'm funny as hell.

No

Now i have the Happy Tree Friends song stuck in my head.. >.<

Toby!!!

I'm a proud Netherlander. Wie nog meer? :D

I would be like: "I know the iPad mini is around here somewhere, you can't buy an empty iPad mini box without an iPad mini in it"

You can plan a perfect murder in there. No one can hear them scream when they start to drown..

Dumb & Dumber <3