what a waste of icing! *licks waxpaper*

underwater tripod! XD

And we're all just sitting here, moving on to the next meme...

love the puns

I think what they mean to have is something like an answering machine, where you can't respond immediately. It might be a good idea for someone who is phone shy, because you'd be able to more carefully edit what you're about to say before you say it.
*infomercial* Have you ever said something stupid over the phone? Now you don't have to!

*trips over tv*
*falls in water*

that's so cute!

I imagine them printing them out onto toilet paper rolls, and laughing as they use the bathroom everyday.

or another moving thing, like a bunch of leaves or the neighbors

what did they use to carve it?

if you play music in the background, it looks like he's dancing