otakuwatermelon


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Kids at my school need to learn this 9 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
But can both be very good ;)
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There's Still Time To Transform Into A Butterfly 14 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Is that finnick odair??
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Just happened with me 5 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
I could swear that's my old bestfriend.. Hold on Imma find out
clue...that's a paw 12 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Yeah my dog would eat a chocolate bar if you left it on the ground. Many dogs just dont know and dont care
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Puts hand in pants.... Shit 26 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Hm interesting. Theres always more to the story. It made god sound a little more reasonable. But still, masturbate if you want to- I dont think you'll go to hell in the afterlife
Shoot for the moon 4 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
You'd probably freeze to death first, or if there was a black hole around, get torn to shreds by it. Or maybe get sucked into the black hole and end up in the 5th demension of time in your daughters bedroom...?
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Puts hand in pants.... Shit 26 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
If you believe in following the rules of the bible, yes. But what consequences are there for masturbating? Pleasure? And... Maybe emabarrasment if you get caught? But I can almost garuntee a hole to hell will not open under you as you do it.
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Nerdy sense of humor 25 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
pretty sure I would've understood this with middleschool knowledge- H2O is a common compound
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Proof that corporate slave labor exists 5 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Its a silver edition too!
Bruh, I'm done with life 4 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
DS*
Puns, Puns Everywhere 4 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Oh yeah sorry
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Chopsticks vs. Ass 27 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Oh thought it was Leeteuk oppa
Why dont things like this happen to me?? 15 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Ayyee just started reading city of bones, its pretty good
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Puns, Puns Everywhere 4 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Attack on Titan
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Frozen Lighthouse on Lake Michigan 9 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Yeah from like rudolph
but this is amurica... 9 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Kirito's cousin be like D': but why
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Halloween in the future 16 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Any deaths they have have caused are meant to protect something- business interests, people, etc. terrorist are not protecting anything, they are terrorizing.
Epic Cosplay 8 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Kuroshitsuji and Sword Art Online <3 watch them/ read them they're really good
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Halloween in the future 16 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
You're saying they're terrorists?
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These belong together 10 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
I actually laughed, not in my head
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HON HON HON BAGUETTE POMME DE TERRE 20 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Watch vsauce's video, Misnomers, to answer the confusion on potatoes being apples- http://youtu.be/xn7ZaT3AgoU
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Virgin 16 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Leeteuk oppa??
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Poem of magic 8 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
How boring to understand it a million times over!
These girls are very hard to find 23 comments
otakuwatermelon · 10 years ago
Not every guy likes sports though. and Im sure he'd rather watch it with his gf than alone!
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