otakuwatermelon


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I'd rather prefer some smooth stripping. 19 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
wait is that a joke? Do you have a source I'd like to know more
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Living tomato ripeness chart 3 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
Skyward sword tear drops anyone
My brother from another mouth 3 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
Guy Fieri's cousin is my neighbor, so I know his brother from another mother.
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What to do with your old dolls 13 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
Ooh blue exorcist :3
Hey Rin dat you
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A hand that's doesn't know how to hand 18 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
I play guitar with my left hand, and I'm right handed, so yeah there are ways to learn how to use both hands.
You know what I mean, so dont say it XD
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Reading this made me smile while walking on the street 6 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
*dexter be like*
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I bet every guy agrees with this 33 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
I believe most people agree with this
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Yesmoreplease 10 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
"walking dead"
"She was so old."
lmao
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Cheetah brothers must have heard a good joke 9 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
holy shit I didnt see it
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sneeky 8 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
Find out how chill your mom is and offer her some
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Alchemy at school 26 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
Oh my god, I think I'll try reviving my grandparents, or making some philosopher's stones! Awesome
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Hoe, this is serious 7 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
I like both kinds of snakes ;)
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Japan is slam jammin 11 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
hoW could YOu SAY THAT??
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Great quote 5 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
What movie is this? sounds interesting, but
launguage was invented to woo women? haha... yep that's all it's good for, if it's even good for that. I go for more personality
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Found the Holy Grail! 12 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
Why does he get so angry about strange oreo products?
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Joan cornellá 6 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
Ahh ok thank you.
It suddenly hit me as I was scrolling through my Facebook feed 4 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
Sometimes people sit in the comfort of talking the talk but not walking the walk. The ones working on their goals aren't scrolling through instagram.
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How do you do? 11 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
How about you use your words children, that's fuckin what twitter is for
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Found this on Twitter. I giggled 9 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
Do you guys even actually frequently use tumblr? That's not how it appears.
All this blood from a nose bleed 28 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
He'll clean that shit up in 30 min
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All this blood from a nose bleed 28 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
HORSES HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD IN THEM IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED
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b*sty girl problems 24 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
You just eat cleanly
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Little kids finish famous phrases 11 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
otamega you realize children are still spanked and grounded very often
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Actor died on set of Django Unchained 23 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
"Quentin Tarantino, a very famous director, allows a fucking cast member to die on set; Leonardo DiCaprio was also the one that suggested and enforced it"
Seems legit
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I have a feeling you are missing the bigger picture 10 comments
otakuwatermelon · 9 years ago
No, she's too conservative to be making sarcastic remarks in the same sentence she speaks about the bible. She literally only gives a shit about the "miracle of god" in this fatality.
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