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See this? Yeah, I give a fuck.

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Do you read? Yeah. 15 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
The instructions apparently weren't clear enough
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It was a short essay.. 16 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Doctor's note: THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS BROKE
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I'm going to die in this mound of homework I'm not doing 6 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
I knew a kid who, over winter vacation, OD'd on 20 hershey bars and had to get his stomach pumped
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Anime characters 7 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
His torso has a mustache lol
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Helpful little guy 14 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Someone's jealous
Sadly accurate! 10 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
I believe a woman's egg costs about 8000
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Drop the truth creepy one 7 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
No they dont.
It really depends on delivery and timing
· Edited 8 years ago
Amazing 10 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
When I saw that scene, I was pretty impressed Robbie had the physical prowess to do something like that.
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My favorite quote. 15 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
#youtriedChrisColfer
Back to school motherf**ker 5 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
*you've
This is a far bigger achievement than it should be 10 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Coulda at least went to get some food too
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shit high schoolers have said 23 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
At band camp and there was a guy with like three bucks for lunch. Guess what he got for lunch? A head of lettuce.
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So do Ivy and Harley have a ship name or 23 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
He does have a love interest other than Harley. It's Batman
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she has seen the light 8 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Is that a balloon?
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I'm sure I'm not the only one 134 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
I'd be a terrible villain. You know what I'd torture my victims with? Tickling. I'd tickle them so hard they would eventually succumb to my ways.
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long read but the funniest thing you'll see all day 18 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
I wasn't like this thank God. My fear was that after I woke up all loopy that I'd tell my parents I watch gay porn or like rubbing banana peels on my face but instead I just sent selfies of my bloody mouth to my friends.
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The Kowloon Walled City (Hong Kong). One of the most densely populated areas on earth 7 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
It looks like a steampunk city
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Dat airtime tho 12 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
*fly
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Best or worst boyfriend? 9 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
[reminder]
now I have an otp writing prompt I must write bc of this -
"Just take what's yours and leave!"
"Fine."
*picks up person B and promptly walks out the door, Person B still angry but falling in love all over again*
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I don't even watch the Olympics :3 8 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Technically but doesn't everyone just want their country to win?
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Really bugs me 22 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
I know. I'm just saying it's digital art. Most people tend to buy physical pieces of art.
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Really bugs me 22 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Mind you, the first renditions are digital art.
Ahhh children 17 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
*is concerned but also highly amused*
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So cute! 6 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Sven don't you think that's truuuuuuuue
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